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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 17:11:10 GMT -8
"You are joking." A towering Man in a black, blue and gold suit said towering voer a man wearing a pickle hat. "They let Wade Wilson walk off again?"
"Apparently it is a perk due to him being a voluntary member of the Squad. I mean unlike us he and Quinn asked to be on board." Condiment King to Black Atlas as the two talked.
"Yeah, it's for exactly that reason Mayo." In walked Snake and Harley. "I am not Waller. I am not Zemo. Task Force: Thunder is ran by my standards, and those who earn my trust...keep it."
"Yeah, sorry boys. Guess ya picked the wrong vocations to maintain." Harley smiled.
"Do not mock me Woman." Black Atlas stared. "It is why Baron Zero lost my services."
"Yeah yeah poor man's Adam. We get it." Harley raised her hand to him. "Talk to this, face don't wanna listen."
"Agent Quinzel, do not start." Another man walked in. Built, and strapped to him were several Boomerangs.
"Were things ok at home base while we were off NOVA?" Snake asked Agent Nova.
"Hal and I kept the peace. Blacksmith got the hint you gave as you left." NOVA nodded. "I filed the weekly report to SHIELD. Fury says keep it up."
Blacksmith walked in. "Next time Sweetie, just say please like the others do."
"Like you'd listen that easily." Harley scoffed.
"Oh Hi Harley, done giving Bozo a ride?" Blacksmith said, raising her hand, coated in metal shards.
"Oh, don't go there Bitchface." Herley sneered.
"Stand down." Snake got in the way. "I am not asking you to like each other. Co-exist for your mutual gain."
"Fine, only because I don't want Sunny mad at me." Blacksmith said.
"Same." Harley stepped back.
"Alright...I want us all...minus Wade...in the meeting room. By now Otacon has intel on Kano's buyers." Snake said to them.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 17:26:19 GMT -8
"You are joking." A towering Man in a black, blue and gold suit said towering voer a man wearing a pickle hat. "They let Wade Wilson walk off again?" "Apparently it is a perk due to him being a voluntary member of the Squad. I mean unlike us he and Quinn asked to be on board." Condiment King to Black Atlas as the two talked. "Yeah, it's for exactly that reason Mayo." In walked Snake and Harley. "I am not Waller. I am not Zemo. Task Force: Thunder is ran by my standards, and those who earn my trust...keep it." "Yeah, sorry boys. Guess ya picked the wrong vocations to maintain." Harley smiled. "Do not mock me Woman." Black Atlas stared. "It is why Baron Zero lost my services." "Yeah yeah poor man's Adam. We get it." Harley raised her hand to him. "Talk to this, face don't wanna listen." "Agent Quinzel, do not start." Another man walked in. Built, and strapped to him were several Boomerangs. "Were things ok at home base while we were off NOVA?" Snake asked Agent Nova. "Hal and I kept the peace. Blacksmith got the hint you gave as you left." NOVA nodded. "I filed the weekly report to SHIELD. Fury says keep it up." Blacksmith walked in. "Next time Sweetie, just say please like the others do." "Like you'd listen that easily." Harley scoffed. "Oh Hi Harley, done giving Bozo a ride?" Blacksmith said, raising her hand, coated in metal shards. "Oh, don't go there Bitchface." Herley sneered. "Stand down." Snake got in the way. "I am not asking you to like each other. Co-exist for your mutual gain." "Fine, only because I don't want Sunny mad at me." Blacksmith said. "Same." Harley stepped back. "Alright...I want us all...minus Wade...in the meeting room. By now Otacon has intel on Kano's buyers." Snake said to them. Suddenly, Lady Deadpool teleports in with a woman in a yellow Lady Deadpool costume. "Sorry, kiddies, but I had to bring my 'sister' with me." said Lady Deadpool. "Oshit!!! It's the MGS guy!!!" yelled Blackarachnia as she saw Snake and screamed like a fangirl alongside Lady Deadpool. "YEAH, GIRL!!! IT'S THE BADASS OF BADASSES HIMSELF!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 20:01:03 GMT -8
"MSG? MONSTER!!!" Condiment King yelled.
"WHAT? No...They mean...Metal Gear...whatever...and I didn't come here to be some glorified action hero." He gave the two a look. "Why are you here?"
"Are we just going to let anyone walk in? Do we not have standards?" Black Atlas said, annoyed.
"I have to agree. Wanda Wilson, Blackarachnia, state your business here." Up walked an older man with a cane, alongside a young girl and a man in a lab coat.
"Colonel...you are an hour early." Snake said.
"Liquid deployed earlier than we thought. It is bad Snake, Kano has engaged Atlanteans, Namor's faction." Campbell looked at the duo. "If you two can fall in line, help them. If this set off Atlantis, it can only help the Observer."
"YOU HEARD HIM, SUIT UP!!!" Snake said.
"Ahh...the thrill of combat, how I relish it so." Condiment King smiled.
"Does he hafta come?" Harley asked Roy.
"Yes." Colonel sighed. "Sorry Snake."
"Action keeps me feeling young Colonel." Snake smiled before heading off.
"Good, one of us needs that." Snake said.
Otacon turned. "Snake...try to avoid making any messes in the water. Namor will see that as an insult."
"No wrecking the ship. Atlas, if it does sink, you are on disposal. Harley, girls...rough up the Black Dragons." Snake said. "Liquid is mine."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 20:07:42 GMT -8
"MSG? MONSTER!!!" Condiment King yelled. "WHAT? No...They mean...Metal Gear...whatever...and I didn't come here to be some glorified action hero." He gave the two a look. "Why are you here?" "Are we just going to let anyone walk in? Do we not have standards?" Black Atlas said, annoyed. "I have to agree. Wanda Wilson, Blackarachnia, state your business here." Up walked an older man with a cane, alongside a young girl and a man in a lab coat. "Colonel...you are an hour early." Snake said. "Liquid deployed earlier than we thought. It is bad Snake, Kano has engaged Atlanteans, Namor's faction." Campbell looked at the duo. "If you two can fall in line, help them. If this set off Atlantis, it can only help the Observer." "YOU HEARD HIM, SUIT UP!!!" Snake said. "Ahh...the thrill of combat, how I relish it so." Condiment King smiled. "Does he hafta come?" Harley asked Roy. "Yes." Colonel sighed. "Sorry Snake." "Action keeps me feeling young Colonel." Snake smiled before heading off. "Good, one of us needs that." Snake said. Otacon turned. "Snake...try to avoid making any messes in the water. Namor will see that as an insult." "No wrecking the ship. Atlas, if it does sink, you are on disposal. Harley, girls...rough up the Black Dragons." Snake said. "Liquid is mine." "Well, it was getting boring at SPIDOC's new place so we thought we could have some fun here." said Lady Deadpool. "Yeah, yeah!!!" said Blackarachnia, nodding in a manic way. She then heard about the Black Dragons fighting the Atlanteans. "HELL YEAH!!! ACTION!!!" yelled both Blackarachnia and Lady Deadpool.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 20:36:22 GMT -8
"We are not an after school club." Campbell said to them. "You get out of line and we might draft you...and we do have ways of keeping you in line if you do."
Agent NOVA turned. "Don't get cute. In my world, I was assigned many cases against robot and cybernetic terrorists. These Boomerangs can bisect a titanium armored attack mechanoid. I am pretty sure they can stop you." He said, looking at Blackarachnia.
"He ain't no people person." Harley said. "Don't mind him any."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 3:03:29 GMT -8
"We are not an after school club." Campbell said to them. "You get out of line and we might draft you...and we do have ways of keeping you in line if you do." Agent NOVA turned. "Don't get cute. In my world, I was assigned many cases against robot and cybernetic terrorists. These Boomerangs can bisect a titanium armored attack mechanoid. I am pretty sure they can stop you." He said, looking at Blackarachnia. "He ain't no people person." Harley said. "Don't mind him any." "Harsh." uttered Blackarachnia. "Yeah... still, he can't kill us. We are immortal." uttered Lady Deadpool. Both Lady Deadpool and Blackarachnia glanced at Harley. "Cool. Another crazy." said Blackarachnia. "Gimme five, pahnuh." She raised her hand for a high five.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 4:23:31 GMT -8
"I am from a harsh world." NOVA said.
"Immortality can be used against you. I should know. Try being imprisoned for a few Millennia, until you are saved by Nazi's." Black Atlas said. "To have to powers of Gods and an ion storm, they feared me, buried me alive. But I survived. I do not eat, I do not sleep...but I refused to succumb to madness."
"Not quite as crazy as you'd think...but hey..." Harley high fived her. "I own my damage." He turned. "No one asked for your life story "Josten"."
"You high five her, but not the mustard shooting gerkin man?" NOVA asked them.
"There are levels of crazy Mr. Power Blade." Harley told him.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 5:00:18 GMT -8
"I am from a harsh world." NOVA said. "Immortality can be used against you. I should know. Try being imprisoned for a few Millennia, until you are saved by Nazi's." Black Atlas said. "To have to powers of Gods and an ion storm, they feared me, buried me alive. But I survived. I do not eat, I do not sleep...but I refused to succumb to madness." "Not quite as crazy as you'd think...but hey..." Harley high fived her. "I own my damage." He turned. "No one asked for your life story "Josten"." "You high five her, but not the mustard shooting gerkin man?" NOVA asked them. "There are levels of crazy Mr. Power Blade." Harley told him. "Yeah, and Condiment Bum is the kind of crazy that's just used for laughs. BA and me are used for laughs, kicking major ass and ripping people out!!!" said Lady Deadpool. "HELL YEAH!!!" said Blackarachnia, doing a fist pump.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 6:09:28 GMT -8
"I do have a body count, don't mock me Ladies." Condiment King stated aloud.
"Incidentals due to allergies." Black Atlas scoffed. "I have toppled nations."
"And I drop people like you with no powers." Snake turned. "I'm not even the genetic superior clone. My twin, ill informed on biology as it is, wound up with all my old man's quality genes, the ones that make for a superior physical specimen...and I beat him."
"With a virus thrust upon you. I have some knowledge of popular culture...David. You were losing a war of attrition with him. He had your number." Black Atlas smiled.
"And i grew in strength since." Snake said.
"So has he i wager." Black Atlas smiled.
"Can everyone around me stop whipping out their ding dongs? My body count is likely as big as yours. Whoop de fricking do." Harley turned. "We gotta go save the fishy people so SHADDUP!!!" She glared at Atlas. "It might not be a bomb in yer neck, but the paralytic device can make it so ya can't block Mista Hammer."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 6:17:56 GMT -8
"I do have a body count, don't mock me Ladies." Condiment King stated aloud. "Incidentals due to allergies." Black Atlas scoffed. "I have toppled nations." "And I drop people like you with no powers." Snake turned. "I'm not even the genetic superior clone. My twin, ill informed on biology as it is, wound up with all my old man's quality genes, the ones that make for a superior physical specimen...and I beat him." "With a virus thrust upon you. I have some knowledge of popular culture...David. You were losing a war of attrition with him. He had your number." Black Atlas smiled. "And i grew in strength since." Snake said. "So has he i wager." Black Atlas smiled. "Can everyone around me stop whipping out their ding dongs? My body count is likely as big as yours. Whoop de fricking do." Harley turned. "We gotta go save the fishy people so SHADDUP!!!" She glared at Atlas. "It might not be a bomb in yer neck, but the paralytic device can make it so ya can't block Mista Hammer." "Why not? We like ding dongs as much as tacos." remarked Lady Deadpool. "Maybe it'll end in an incredibly awesome..." "... ORGY!!!" yelled Blackarachnia as she ran around the room with her arms raised victoriously. "You made her yell the awesome O word." said Lady Deadpool.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 6:25:53 GMT -8
"So not interested in broken men and the ladies who would bone them." Harley said. "no offense gals but after Mista J I have had to redefine my standards."
"To plants?" Atlas mocked.
"Strike Two Black Assface." Harley walked. "Strike three and you get the special bat."
"Alright team, in the ship." Snake said as he headed in.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 6:50:16 GMT -8
"So not interested in broken men and the ladies who would bone them." Harley said. "no offense gals but after Mista J I have had to redefine my standards." "To plants?" Atlas mocked. "Strike Two Black Assface." Harley walked. "Strike three and you get the special bat." "Alright team, in the ship." Snake said as he headed in. "Still have a crush on plant girl, eh? Well, we could arrange something." said Lady Deadpool.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 15:19:46 GMT -8
"I don't need help. Gotta do it on my own or it don't mean nothing. Gotta prove I ain't no follower no mores. Last nail in the coffin for laughing boy. That and I gotta let down the sweeter good guy version nice like. It ain't his fault. He is the Mista J I always dreamed of, but I look at him and I see my abuser when he was faking nice. That ain't fair to him to lead him on when I can't let my guard down." Harley turned as he walked backwards up the ramp. "Know what I mean?"
"Oddly sentimental of you." Condiment King said.
"I grew up since them early days Mitchell." Harley told him. "Have I apologized enough yet for breakin' ya bad?"
"I am fine. This is what I was always meant to be." He exclaimed.
"Whatever helps ya cope I suppose." Harley turned. "I'll heat up the old bird's engines Snake."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 15:57:56 GMT -8
"I don't need help. Gotta do it on my own or it don't mean nothing. Gotta prove I ain't no follower no mores. Last nail in the coffin for laughing boy. That and I gotta let down the sweeter good guy version nice like. It ain't his fault. He is the Mista J I always dreamed of, but I look at him and I see my abuser when he was faking nice. That ain't fair to him to lead him on when I can't let my guard down." Harley turned as he walked backwards up the ramp. "Know what I mean?" "Oddly sentimental of you." Condiment King said. "I grew up since them early days Mitchell." Harley told him. "Have I apologized enough yet for breakin' ya bad?" "I am fine. This is what I was always meant to be." He exclaimed. "Whatever helps ya cope I suppose." Harley turned. "I'll heat up the old bird's engines Snake." "Suit yourself. After all, I do think the attraction is mutual." uttered Lady Deadpool as she and Blackarachnia walked into the ship.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 18:47:37 GMT -8
"I am gonna act...just on my terms. Cuz i earned that." Harley said as she warmed up the engines. "Strap in bitches."
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