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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 31, 2019 18:54:40 GMT -8
"You are not. We respect that your Atlantis was the one that appeared. It also has not escaped notice that you are taking in others. This is merely our respect in action." Namera said as Tevram got back up. "Oh this is getting big. Guess I should point out I am not just a thief..." He said as runes shone on his arms. "I was almost a God once myself. I was blessed by the ones who control Ravenloft with a form of Resurrection uniquely my own. One thankfully modified by the Observer to be less annoying." As he said that a few Altlanteans crawled onto the deck...dead ones. "A Necromancer..." Black Atlas glared. "I got bored of being a mere thief. My rebirth gave me an appreciation for life and death. What can I say, I like to be flexible?" Tevram smirked. Suddenly he got sprayed in the eyes. "AHHH!!!" "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HOTNESS?" Condiment King said as he held a handgun that was made out of a habernero hot sauce bottle. "I love it!!" Harley said as she came down, the head of a dead Atlantean exploding. "Cool, Water Spock." Harley said, seeing Namor. "I hear there is a psychic? I wanna fight him." "YOU DARE CALL ME OUT?" Psycho Mantis appeared before her. "Ohh Bondage freak...neato." Harley smiled. "Read my mind, I dare ya." She smiled. Tevram screamed. "YOU FUCKING BLUNT EAR!!! MY EYES!!! I WILL END YOUR MISERABLY SHORT LIFE EVEN SOONER FOR THIS!!!" "Well... that at least is comforting." said Namor. Namor jumped for Tevram and prepared to punch him in the face. Aqua-Mariner then jumped out of his Aqua-Scooter and jumped towards Kano. "Heads up!!!" uttered Aqua-Mariner as he prepared to hit Kano.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 31, 2019 19:04:37 GMT -8
Kano looked up and fired his eye laser. "why do you idiots announce yourselves?"
Tevram was knocked over, his neck hitting the rail with a sickening crunch.
"And...he is dead." Namorita said.
Black Atlas scoffed.
"What?" Namorita asked him.
"You did not listen to his words. Gods granted him the power to come back." Black Atlas said. "He will soon rise."
"Points...to the would be...God." Tevram winced. "This used to take a few weeks...now...seconds. The Gods of Ravenloft...were assholes but...something was better than nothing." He said as the wound slowly closed. "That hurt. I am going to pretend you are some form of Wood Elf, you half naked bastard...and slowly skin you alive for this pain."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 31, 2019 19:12:42 GMT -8
Kano looked up and fired his eye laser. "why do you idiots announce yourselves?" Tevram was knocked over, his neck hitting the rail with a sickening crunch. "And...he is dead." Namorita said. Black Atlas scoffed. "What?" Namorita asked him. "You did not listen to his words. Gods granted him the power to come back." Black Atlas said. "He will soon rise." "Points...to the would be...God." Tevram winced. "This used to take a few weeks...now...seconds. The Gods of Ravenloft...were assholes but...something was better than nothing." He said as the wound slowly closed. "That hurt. I am going to pretend you are some form of Wood Elf, you half naked bastard...and slowly skin you alive for this pain." "BECAUSE IT'S DRAMATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!" yelled Aqua-Mariner as he flew off. "Give it your best shot, ugly!!!" said Namor defiantly as he raised his fists.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 31, 2019 19:27:06 GMT -8
"Ugly? Head wound aside, I am quite handsome." Tevram stared at him. "Or like the Wood Elves, do you despise those not your own skin color?"
"If I am not a hint, Atlanteans come in blue too." Namera said to him.
"And I assume there is color discrimination in your ranks too. No species is without bias woman, some of us are just honest about it." Tevram pulled his dagger up. "This was forged from the fang of a Red Dragon. I stole it off of Langshrak the Majestic, a noted collector of Magical Goods right under his nose...because I could. It will find it's way into your shapely neck I am afraid. Sorry, but...it is inevitable. I can't die...but you can." He then charged.
"Bugger." Kano scoffed.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 31, 2019 19:39:09 GMT -8
"Ugly? Head wound aside, I am quite handsome." Tevram stared at him. "Or like the Wood Elves, do you despise those not your own skin color?" "If I am not a hint, Atlanteans come in blue too." Namera said to him. "And I assume there is color discrimination in your ranks too. No species is without bias woman, some of us are just honest about it." Tevram pulled his dagger up. "This was forged from the fang of a Red Dragon. I stole it off of Langshrak the Majestic, a noted collector of Magical Goods right under his nose...because I could. It will find it's way into your shapely neck I am afraid. Sorry, but...it is inevitable. I can't die...but you can." He then charged. "Bugger." Kano scoffed. "No... I have seen better than you." remarked Namor. "Namely... my cousin Nita and... me. Besides, that head wound makes you look even less attractive." He then glared at him. "And do not bring discrimination. We don't discriminate people. I have a blue-skinned cousin for your information." said Namor.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 31, 2019 19:51:57 GMT -8
"And yet you frequently fight your father's species I hear. Also...damn. If I had a cousin like her, I would likely sleep with her too." Tevram said as he licked his blade. "Vhaeraun..if you crossed into this realm with me...guide my blade into their hearts. Give your son your strength." He said as he brandished it. "Let your dark son win the day."
"Well at least he is a man of faith." Namorita said.
"Met him once, only deity who wasn't an asshole to me. It's respect." Tevram said. "It's why I tried to kill Chauntea, Goddess of Life, in my bid to become a God and not him."
"Wow, he IS an asshole." Namera said.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 31, 2019 19:59:07 GMT -8
"And yet you frequently fight your father's species I hear. Also...damn. If I had a cousin like her, I would likely sleep with her too." Tevram said as he licked his blade. "Vhaeraun..if you crossed into this realm with me...guide my blade into their hearts. Give your son your strength." He said as he brandished it. "Let your dark son win the day." "Well at least he is a man of faith." Namorita said. "Met him once, only deity who wasn't an asshole to me. It's respect." Tevram said. "It's why I tried to kill Chauntea, Goddess of Life, in my bid to become a God and not him." "Wow, he IS an asshole." Namera said. "Asshole of faith is more like it." uttered Aqua-Mariner from the distance. Namor then angrily prepared to pounce on Tevram.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 1, 2019 4:55:36 GMT -8
Tevram smiled as he flipped back and pushed his feet upwards to kick Namor in the chest. "Before I was a thief or mage, I was a fighting slave to decadent rich humans. Beaten and abused because of what I am...I have crawled out of filth to become what I am, to be safe and alive on MY terms."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 1, 2019 5:31:51 GMT -8
Tevram smiled as he flipped back and pushed his feet upwards to kick Namor in the chest. "Before I was a thief or mage, I was a fighting slave to decadent rich humans. Beaten and abused because of what I am...I have crawled out of filth to become what I am, to be safe and alive on MY terms." Namor was hit and landed on the other side of the boat. "UUUGH!!!" grunted Namor before standing up and raising his arms angrily. "THIS MEANS WAR!!!"
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 1, 2019 5:58:23 GMT -8
"This is why I hate fucking Monarchies." Tevram said as he lunged. "All I need is one good opening Water Elf. One hole to jab this in your heart. Then I'll have your corpse beat the others dead. I..."
Mitchell Mayo suddenly sprayed him with Mustard. "There, let's add some color to your life."
"What...are you...is this food? You are shooting me with Food?" Tevram scoffed. "I am scooping out your eyes with a spork and making you eat them when this is all over Blunt Ear."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 1, 2019 6:28:44 GMT -8
"This is why I hate fucking Monarchies." Tevram said as he lunged. "All I need is one good opening Water Elf. One hole to jab this in your heart. Then I'll have your corpse beat the others dead. I..." Mitchell Mayo suddenly sprayed him with Mustard. "There, let's add some color to your life." "What...are you...is this food? You are shooting me with Food?" Tevram scoffed. "I am scooping out your eyes with a spork and making you eat them when this is all over Blunt Ear." "EAT THIS, SHITFACE!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool and Blackarachnia as they tossed grenades at Tevram. Namor then jumped on top of him and prepared to bash his head.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 2, 2019 18:39:30 GMT -8
The grenades were caught and blew up harmlessly in Gero's hands. "I will deal with you annoyances. 19...defeat the Ionic entity. See if you can absorb him into you." He smiled. "Not the best foe to fight us."
Android 19 flew in the path of Black Atlas. "I will be your opponent."
"Whatever." Black Atlas scoffed.
A punching glove shot out at him. "CRAP, grabbed the prop gun by mistake. My bad." Negaduck glared. "Damn you Quackerjack for slipping this in my arsenal."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 2, 2019 18:43:23 GMT -8
The grenades were caught and blew up harmlessly in Gero's hands. "I will deal with you annoyances. 19...defeat the Ionic entity. See if you can absorb him into you." He smiled. "Not the best foe to fight us." Android 19 flew in the path of Black Atlas. "I will be your opponent." "Whatever." Black Atlas scoffed. A punching glove shot out at him. "CRAP, grabbed the prop gun by mistake. My bad." Negaduck glared. "Damn you Quackerjack for slipping this in my arsenal." "Awww, shit!!!" yelled Blackarachnia. "He's gonna have us for breakfast!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool. "SHOOT HIM!!!" They both started firing their weapons. Namor was hit and glared at Negaduck. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!" yelled Namor as he headed for Negaduck.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 2, 2019 18:53:09 GMT -8
"Well I will certainly feed." Gero said as Future 18 touched down.
"Why so worried? It's three against one." 18 said as she took up a stance.
"You are not as honed as your brother. It seems he came up against fair opposition. Once you killed Goku's friends 18...you hit your stride. Whereas I am filled with technology you could only dream of having." Gero smirked. "The immortal and the Techno Organic are not equalizers. You might as well have invited Yamcha and Chiaotzu."
"Do you take Mastercard?" Negaduck snickered. "Better guys than you have tried Namor."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 2, 2019 18:58:17 GMT -8
"Well I will certainly feed." Gero said as Future 18 touched down. "Why so worried? It's three against one." 18 said as she took up a stance. "You are not as honed as your brother. It seems he came up against fair opposition. Once you killed Goku's friends 18...you hit your stride. Whereas I am filled with technology you could only dream of having." Gero smirked. "The immortal and the Techno Organic are not equalizers. You might as well have invited Yamcha and Chiaotzu." "Do you take Mastercard?" Negaduck snickered. "Better guys than you have tried Namor." "Sorry, I only take cash." remarked Namor as he swung his fist at Negaduck. "Time to slice 'em!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool as both she and Blackarachnia drew their swords. They spring into action and swing their swords at Gero.
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