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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 5, 2019 18:31:25 GMT -8
"Schools out. Attacks were too close by so they called it." Koi Boi said. "And yes. I am kinda like a street level Namor. I can control sea life, hit hard..and am a decent calculus tutor. Something I doubt Aquaman is." "Weirdos, you two lovely ladies? Nah." Chipmunk Hunk said. "Seriously Herr Perez, stop flirting." Brain Drain turned. "You set a bad precedent. Sure in my day such cavalier things were ok but now...not so much." "Enough of the old guy stuff." Chipmunk Hunk sighed. "So, what is the deal with the attack int he first place?" "Amalgamates." Squirrel Girl said. "Or at least a Goblin one." "Not a Goblin. Those guys are nuttier than your diet." Chipmunk Hunk said. "I don't know... I kind of like the flirting." said Gretchen with a seductive smile. "They wanted a chemist to help them with their weapons. That's why they nabbed me." said Phyllis.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 5, 2019 18:55:16 GMT -8
"Dude...that is jacked. But I guess this Amalgagoblin is less Green Goblin and more..." Chipmunk Hunk turned.
"Two-Face." Squirrel Girl said.
"AAWWW GOD DAMN GIRL!!! That guy is fruit loops plus." Chipmunk Hunk stared. "Why are we knee deep in Gotham Guano?"
"We could make a call Doreen. The Justice League does have a hotline. This foe is Arkham Adjacent so...maybe we can get Batman adjacent help?" Brain Drain suggested.
"We callin' in Batman? HELLS YEAH!!!" Nancy exclaimed.
"WATCH THE ROAD NANCY!!!" Koi Boi yelled.
"Maybe not HIM exactly. Just...someone." Brain Drain suggested.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 5, 2019 19:13:17 GMT -8
"Dude...that is jacked. But I guess this Amalgagoblin is less Green Goblin and more..." Chipmunk Hunk turned. "Two-Face." Squirrel Girl said. "AAWWW GOD DAMN GIRL!!! That guy is fruit loops plus." Chipmunk Hunk stared. "Why are we knee deep in Gotham Guano?" "We could make a call Doreen. The Justice League does have a hotline. This foe is Arkham Adjacent so...maybe we can get Batman adjacent help?" Brain Drain suggested. "We callin' in Batman? HELLS YEAH!!!" Nancy exclaimed. "WATCH THE ROAD NANCY!!!" Koi Boi yelled. "Maybe not HIM exactly. Just...someone." Brain Drain suggested. "YIKES!!! We almost crashed." uttered Phyllis. "If there is this Goblin Amalgamate, we could try and contact a heroic Amalgamate that has faced him." said Gretchen
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 5, 2019 19:57:44 GMT -8
"But isn't their Amalgabat...part Wolverine? Like...we don't do the edgey stabbey...stuff." Chipmunk Hunk mentioned.
"I...yeah. That would be awkward." Doreen said. "Wait...he has a teen sidekick..."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 6, 2019 3:38:35 GMT -8
"But isn't their Amalgabat...part Wolverine? Like...we don't do the edgey stabbey...stuff." Chipmunk Hunk mentioned. "I...yeah. That would be awkward." Doreen said. "Wait...he has a teen sidekick..." "Well, let's call the sidekick in. We have no choice." said Phyllis.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 6, 2019 4:30:38 GMT -8
"Ok...how do we call them?" Doreen paused. "Does the...Justice League Avengers or whatever they are have a phone number?"
"Ja...they do. Even the Avengers do." Brain Drain looked at her. "Or at least they used to."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 6, 2019 4:34:02 GMT -8
"Ok...how do we call them?" Doreen paused. "Does the...Justice League Avengers or whatever they are have a phone number?" "Ja...they do. Even the Avengers do." Brain Drain looked at her. "Or at least they used to." "Used to... until someone I know started prank calling them." uttered Phyllis, remembering all the prank calls the Avengers got from Ravencroft, made by none other than... Carol Danvers.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 6, 2019 4:47:52 GMT -8
"It was one time. I felt i needed it to get over Captain America bruising my brain that one time." Brain Drain blurted out.
Squirrel Girl looked at him funny.
"I got issues." Brain Drain hung his glass dome.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 6, 2019 5:13:51 GMT -8
"It was one time. I felt i needed it to get over Captain America bruising my brain that one time." Brain Drain blurted out. Squirrel Girl looked at him funny. "I got issues." Brain Drain hung his glass dome. "You made her do the prank calls? 'Cause she didn't stop afterwards." said Phyllis. "Now I know part of the reason why she hasn't been declared at least half-sane."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 13:06:23 GMT -8
"Vas? NEIN!! I made a call myself." Brain Drain said. "I don't ever do that...and when I did I was under Nazi programming."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 13:32:55 GMT -8
"Vas? NEIN!! I made a call myself." Brain Drain said. "I don't ever do that...and when I did I was under Nazi programming." "Well... I'll take your word for it. But still, the reason for the removal of the telephone in the Avengers Tower was listed as being Miss Marvel." uttered Phyllis.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 16:11:15 GMT -8
"I just said his suit was not flattering to his figure. It was an astute observation at the time. I have no body, i notice these things." Brain Drain said to her.
"Dude...harsh." Koi Boi said.
"I am a hetero brain but I am comfortable to point things out to others. Even other men. I mean...if I was around when Wonder Man was wearing zat red and green nightmare...I might have taken over his mind long enough to burn it...if I even CAN control an ionic entity. Non organic organics get tricky." Brain Drain explained.
"Dude, don't get me started on Kitty Pryde." Nancy Whitehead said. "Over half of her wardrobe looks like a five year old's art project. I mean...only Dazzler can rock skates."
"And maybe Night Thrasher." Brain drain took a left. "Big Belly Burger. We are here."
"Wait...we arrived just in time for food planning? SWEET!!!" Chipmunk Hunk said.
"Calling my tab hombre." Koi Boi spoke up.
"Sweetness just went bittersweet." Chipmunk Hunk sighed. "Fine I will pay up."
"Me too?" Nancy asked.
"Oh have a heart. I had to replace most of my textbooks thanks to that weird Condiment King fiasco...not to mention get new clothes because of all the mustard stains." Chipmunk Hunk whined.
Tippy Toe chittered.
"I know you got to him in time Tippy, but my threads. My best shirt." Chipmunk Hunk said to the Squirrel.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 16:21:09 GMT -8
"I just said his suit was not flattering to his figure. It was an astute observation at the time. I have no body, i notice these things." Brain Drain said to her. "Dude...harsh." Koi Boi said. "I am a hetero brain but I am comfortable to point things out to others. Even other men. I mean...if I was around when Wonder Man was wearing zat red and green nightmare...I might have taken over his mind long enough to burn it...if I even CAN control an ionic entity. Non organic organics get tricky." Brain Drain explained. "Dude, don't get me started on Kitty Pryde." Nancy Whitehead said. "Over half of her wardrobe looks like a five year old's art project. I mean...only Dazzler can rock skates." "And maybe Night Thrasher." Brain drain took a left. "Big Belly Burger. We are here." "Wait...we arrived just in time for food planning? SWEET!!!" Chipmunk Hunk said. "Calling my tab hombre." Koi Boi spoke up. "Sweetness just went bittersweet." Chipmunk Hunk sighed. "Fine I will pay up." "Me too?" Nancy asked. "Oh have a heart. I had to replace most of my textbooks thanks to that weird Condiment King fiasco...not to mention get new clothes because of all the mustard stains." Chipmunk Hunk whined. Tippy Toe chittered. "I know you got to him in time Tippy, but my threads. My best shirt." Chipmunk Hunk said to the Squirrel. Gretchen and Phyllis just looked at each other. These people were quite weird, but then again, they helped them. Then, they just shrugged and looked at the restaurant. "Man, about time. I was getting hungry." said Phyllis.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 16:43:15 GMT -8
"Come on. I'll treat you two." Squirrel Girl said to Phyllis and Gretchen. She walked in and smiled. "Hey Gus, we need a second, we got a plus 2 to sort."
Brain Drain was busy pushing tables together. "This is the fun part."
"Yeah, we need to find a plan to beat this...Two Face Goblin guy." Chipmunk Hunk asked. "And wait for AmalgaRobin, who is half..."
"Jubilee....I think." Nancy said. "Lemme look it up."
"Dude...the fireworks mutant? Sweet." Koi Boi said. "I look forward to seeing her destructive potential on the bad guys."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 17:00:11 GMT -8
"Come on. I'll treat you two." Squirrel Girl said to Phyllis and Gretchen. She walked in and smiled. "Hey Gus, we need a second, we got a plus 2 to sort." Brain Drain was busy pushing tables together. "This is the fun part." "Yeah, we need to find a plan to beat this...Two Face Goblin guy." Chipmunk Hunk asked. "And wait for AmalgaRobin, who is half..." "Jubilee....I think." Nancy said. "Lemme look it up." "Dude...the fireworks mutant? Sweet." Koi Boi said. "I look forward to seeing her destructive potential on the bad guys." "Man, I hope the burgers are really good here." said Phyllis. "You mean... like that girl?" uttered Gretchen as she saw a girl somewhat resembling Jubilee playing at the arcade outside.
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