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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 17:17:05 GMT -8
"Dude...I thought only Deadpool popped up on command." Chipmunk Hunk said.
"Don't say that. He'll hear you." Koi Boi said as he shoved Doreen. "Go see if it is her Fearless Leader."
"Why are you pushing me to go?" Squirrel Girl asked.
"Dude...I kinda did some research and in a reality or two...Jubilee is a vampire and I don't think I'd pull that off with my powers and all. I don't know if that would involve the water weakness and...like...what if there are bad guys in some waters a priest blessed and I am the only person on site but am also a vampire...assuming i am not the on site problem due to being one?" Koi Boi explained.
"That is long winded, but kinda viable." Nancy said. "Go Squirrel Girl, you beat up Dracula."
"A Dracula. There could be more than one now. I dunno if i could take like...the guy from Hellsing." She got pushed outside. "Damn it Ken..." she sighed. "Hey...are you...the Sparrow we called? Pleasedon'tbeasunlightproofedvampirejubilee..."
"IF SHE IS THAT WILL JUST MAKE HER BITE YOU HARDER!!! JUST SAYING!!!" Nancy yelled.
"YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD GUYS!!! NOT MY FAULT!!" Doreen called back.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 17:28:39 GMT -8
"Dude...I thought only Deadpool popped up on command." Chipmunk Hunk said. "Don't say that. He'll hear you." Koi Boi said as he shoved Doreen. "Go see if it is her Fearless Leader." "Why are you pushing me to go?" Squirrel Girl asked. "Dude...I kinda did some research and in a reality or two...Jubilee is a vampire and I don't think I'd pull that off with my powers and all. I don't know if that would involve the water weakness and...like...what if there are bad guys in some waters a priest blessed and I am the only person on site but am also a vampire...assuming i am not the on site problem due to being one?" Koi Boi explained. "That is long winded, but kinda viable." Nancy said. "Go Squirrel Girl, you beat up Dracula." "A Dracula. There could be more than one now. I dunno if i could take like...the guy from Hellsing." She got pushed outside. "Damn it Ken..." she sighed. "Hey...are you...the Sparrow we called? Pleasedon'tbeasunlightproofedvampirejubilee..." "IF SHE IS THAT WILL JUST MAKE HER BITE YOU HARDER!!! JUST SAYING!!!" Nancy yelled. "YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAD GUYS!!! NOT MY FAULT!!" Doreen called back. "No... I'm not a vampire. And yeah, I'm Sparrow. I work with Dark Claw." said Sparrow as she chewed on some bubble gum. "Well, I guess this was mighty convenient." uttered Phyllis.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 19:52:39 GMT -8
"Cool. Did he come? Cuz we're are not the bloody, gritty crowd. Even our unwilling Nazi affiliated brain in a robot is light hearted and fun." Koi Boi asked her, pointing to Brain Drain staring at one of those party whistles, wishing he could blow into them. "When he is not all I have no mouth and must scream..."
"Never mind them. We need your help, it's the Two Face Green Goblin Guy. He went after some fellow students and...one of them is a chemist and we figure you might have some insight as...well we know Two Face fights Batman and your guy is half Batman and him Half Two-Face." Doreen looked. "I hope that isn't some Amalgamate form of racism cuz...we are inclusive as hell."
"We kinda are." Koi Boi said. "Not quite guy on the outside yet. Working on it, but finding a doctor to perform that on a person with fish powers is tricky."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 7, 2019 19:59:24 GMT -8
"Cool. Did he come? Cuz we're are not the bloody, gritty crowd. Even our unwilling Nazi affiliated brain in a robot is light hearted and fun." Koi Boi asked her, pointing to Brain Drain staring at one of those party whistles, wishing he could blow into them. "When he is not all I have no mouth and must scream..." "Never mind them. We need your help, it's the Two Face Green Goblin Guy. He went after some fellow students and...one of them is a chemist and we figure you might have some insight as...well we know Two Face fights Batman and your guy is half Batman and him Half Two-Face." Doreen looked. "I hope that isn't some Amalgamate form of racism cuz...we are inclusive as hell." "We kinda are." Koi Boi said. "Not quite guy on the outside yet. Working on it, but finding a doctor to perform that on a person with fish powers is tricky." "The Two-Faced Goblin? Yeah, I've faced him with Dark Claw and Spider-Boy." said Sparrow. "And no, Dark Claw is out there... someplace. Maybe beating up some baddies or stuff." She raised her eyebrow as she heard all of their weird remarks. "Boy, they really seem to be freaking her out." said Phyllis as she drank a Coke.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 7, 2019 20:33:13 GMT -8
"What, I would have to think to assume they are all, like, the same as the sum of their parts it would be wrong. I mean...I know I would hate it to assume things." Squirrel Girl said to Phyllis.
"We pride ourselves on being good role models and avoiding offending people." Chipmunk Hunk said. "I mean, how many people easily come down on a latino? I know how it is to be hurt by words. Heroism is more than punching bad dudes. Gotta set an example."
"Yeah, I mean I win as much with words and talking as I do swarming people with armies of Squirrels and my fighting moves. I beat Galactus by talking him down after all." Squirrel Girl smiled.
"How did you beat Shuma-Gorath then?" Koi Boi asked.
"Squirrels to the eye. Made it blind then tricked it into falling back into it's own portal. That's a cheating question. You cannot reason with a chaos embodiment. Reason is their antithesis." Squirrel Girl pointed at Chipmunk Hunk. "He is the cheeky one, not you."
"I am. The bane of eating contests." Chipmunk Hunk smiled.
"Anyway, back on track, sorry." Squirrel Girl turned to Sparrow. "We do take PMA lifestyles seriously. Onto the Goblin, come in, I will buy you a meal and we can plan on beathing this guy...likely not by talking. Cuz I learned from Carnage that is a Hindenberg level disaster."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 2:56:10 GMT -8
"What, I would have to think to assume they are all, like, the same as the sum of their parts it would be wrong. I mean...I know I would hate it to assume things." Squirrel Girl said to Phyllis. "We pride ourselves on being good role models and avoiding offending people." Chipmunk Hunk said. "I mean, how many people easily come down on a latino? I know how it is to be hurt by words. Heroism is more than punching bad dudes. Gotta set an example." "Yeah, I mean I win as much with words and talking as I do swarming people with armies of Squirrels and my fighting moves. I beat Galactus by talking him down after all." Squirrel Girl smiled. "How did you beat Shuma-Gorath then?" Koi Boi asked. "Squirrels to the eye. Made it blind then tricked it into falling back into it's own portal. That's a cheating question. You cannot reason with a chaos embodiment. Reason is their antithesis." Squirrel Girl pointed at Chipmunk Hunk. "He is the cheeky one, not you." "I am. The bane of eating contests." Chipmunk Hunk smiled. "Anyway, back on track, sorry." Squirrel Girl turned to Sparrow. "We do take PMA lifestyles seriously. Onto the Goblin, come in, I will buy you a meal and we can plan on beathing this guy...likely not by talking. Cuz I learned from Carnage that is a Hindenberg level disaster." "True." said Phyllis plainly. "Okay, then. Let's go." said Sparrow. "And plan without talking... how does that even work? You yell your ideas out loud?"
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 4:26:47 GMT -8
"No...I could not talk down Carnage. It is my admission that trying to seek non violent wins isn't always gonna work. That is when you make it so you fight him with Human Torch and Firestar on speed dials." Squirrel Girl smiled.
Brain Drain looked up. "I could psychically link us all and..."
"No one wants to share minds with Tomas." Nancy said as she leaned back in her chair.
"Harsh." Chipmunk Hunk said.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 5:02:31 GMT -8
"No...I could not talk down Carnage. It is my admission that trying to seek non violent wins isn't always gonna work. That is when you make it so you fight him with Human Torch and Firestar on speed dials." Squirrel Girl smiled. Brain Drain looked up. "I could psychically link us all and..." "No one wants to share minds with Tomas." Nancy said as she leaned back in her chair. "Harsh." Chipmunk Hunk said. "Well, then... who was the one that got captured." said Sparrow. Phyllis nonchalantly raised her hand. "I didn't even get a chance to fight back. Took me completely by surprise." said Phyllis with frustration. "Well, my guess is that the Goblin and whoever's allied with him will try again, only this time, we'll all be prepared for him." said Sparrow.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 6:03:31 GMT -8
"Who is he alligned with on your world? Does any of this fit their MO's? And did you note any new allies?" Brain Drain said as he sat down.
"Please tell me it's not the Joker/Sabretooth guy." Nancy said.
"THAT IS A THING?" Chipmunk Hunk remarked. "Oh God, I am not sleeping this month."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 6:13:34 GMT -8
"Who is he alligned with on your world? Does any of this fit their MO's? And did you note any new allies?" Brain Drain said as he sat down. "Please tell me it's not the Joker/Sabretooth guy." Nancy said. "THAT IS A THING?" Chipmunk Hunk remarked. "Oh God, I am not sleeping this month." "He used to be allied with Scarecrow and someone else... Silicon Man or something. I wasn't allied with Dark Claw at that time, so I can't remember. The Goblin killed both of his allies." said Sparrow. "New allies... I dunno, kinda hard for people to ally with him unless they're as insane as he is."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 6:16:47 GMT -8
"You mean these guys?" Nancy pulled up a screen showing Silicon Man and Scarecrow fighting with Kamen Rider W. "Kinda lively, this was a week and a half ago, said some dude in a green cape whooshed them off." "I do follow the news a lot. Kinda the info dump person."
"The dead live, no big news. I've died before...a few times." Brain Drain said.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 6:22:00 GMT -8
"You mean these guys?" Nancy pulled up a screen showing Silicon Man and Scarecrow fighting with Kamen Rider W. "Kinda lively, this was a week and a half ago, said some dude in a green cape whooshed them off." "I do follow the news a lot. Kinda the info dump person." "The dead live, no big news. I've died before...a few times." Brain Drain said. "Man... then I guess if this caped guy is who I think it is, they must have allied themselves with fuckin' Two-Faced Gobby again." said Sparrow.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 6:36:27 GMT -8
"And the caped guy is who?" Doreen said as the waitress got there. "You three got your orders? They know ours."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jul 8, 2019 7:01:11 GMT -8
"And the caped guy is who?" Doreen said as the waitress got there. "You three got your orders? They know ours." "I just want a cheeseburger." said Sparrow. "Same here." said Phyllis. "I want a Pepperoni cheeseburger." said Gretchen. Sparrow turned to Squirrel Girl. "The caped guy is known as the Night Spectre." said Sparrow.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jul 8, 2019 15:13:29 GMT -8
"Oooh...shit. Guy mainly haunts some Ghost Rider/Flash Combo. Part Spectre, part Nightmare." Nancy said as she stared at a Dimensional being wiki. "He's in the section of "God Why Do they Exist Here?", which is mostly the real scary guys and...Condiment King."
"Nightmare...who is that?" Chipmunk Hunk asked.
"Our literal lord of nightmares, and dreams kind of...but mostly the bad ones. Beat him using Freddy Logic." Squirrel Girl smiled.
"And the Spectre is God's former Sword of Vengeance so...we're dealing with an evil him who is basically a nightmare inducing fallen angel." Nancy looked up. "God damn Girl, you got targeted by a real winner."
"So Flash of Vengeance, whatever, beat him though?" Koi Boi asked.
"Speed Demon, not the crook, and yeah." Nancy said. "But that's a Ghost Rider. You got any on speed dial?"
Doreen pulled out her phone.
"Wait...what are you..." Nancy blinked. "YOU GOT ONE?"
"Kinda." Doreen put it to her ear. "Hey Fraaaaank. it's Squirrel Girl. Remember how you said you'd owe me if I didn't kick your butt?"
"Frank?" Nancy stared.
"Long story. He is a space one. Might take some time. He is kind of hunting Thanos." Squirrel Girl said. "Yeah...calling it. Oh just another fallen angel, one who deserves what he once dished out. Yeah, no...finish up. No rush. Yet."
"No rush?" Koi Boi remarked.
"Yet. Cliff notes, Punisher from another timeline, turned into a Rider, turned into a herald of Galactus and formerly a servant of a Thanos that won...who was killed by his younger self." Squirrel Girl looked. "Long story is more detailed. Right now he is in Shi'ar space tracking Supergiant, one of Thanos' weirdo kids."
"We know weird people." Koi Boi sighed.
"Dude, that sounds like a fanfiction. All dude needs is a Lantern ring and a symbiote." Nancy said.
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