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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 9, 2019 13:21:17 GMT -8
Carol Danvers, Carl Morrell, Lt. Reno, Captain Fairbanks, Major Nammack, Lt. Bennish, Lt. Gomez, Spinell and Frome were standing in line.
"You know I wish you douche sincerely." said Bennish to Carl.
"Watch your elbow..." uttered Carl as he put up his dukes.
"Hey, Cutshaw!!! You got a quarter for the movies?" uttered Carol at Captain Cutshaw, who was on the other side, putting up a hat.
"Damn fog... there's no color in the air." said Gomez as he looks around.
"What country is this?" asked Nammack to Reno.
"The Bronx." said Reno plainly.
Suddenly, Cutshaw walked in with a large stick with a rubber fogghorn at one of its ends.
"TEN-HUT!!!" yelled Cutshaw.
Suddenly, all patients stood up straight and kept silent. Then, Cutshaw made the foghorn sound.
"HAIL CAESAR!!!" uttered all the inmates, even Carl and Carol, as they did the Roman salute.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 12, 2019 16:53:41 GMT -8
Freakazoid looked around. "DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE? Do we have a salad bar no one told me of?" He was not a resident, but sometimes came to talk with people more on his level. "Do we have croutons for the Caesar Salad? The good kind, cuz the no name brands taste kinda poopy, like they put cardboard in the toaster and I don't like it."
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 12, 2019 17:13:17 GMT -8
Freakazoid looked around. "DID I MISS SOMETHING HERE? Do we have a salad bar no one told me of?" He was not a resident, but sometimes came to talk with people more on his level. "Do we have croutons for the Caesar Salad? The good kind, cuz the no name brands taste kinda poopy, like they put cardboard in the toaster and I don't like it." Reno looked at Freakazoid. "What the fuck are you doing here?" asked Reno. "Maybe he's helpin' us find actors for our stage plays, Frankie." said Spinell. "I once ate croutons in excess and ended up with stomach aches." uttered Carl plainly. Bennish went to Freakazoid and glared insanely at him. "You're a fuckin' Neptunian!!! I can see it in your skin!!! Blue as yer planet!!!" barked Bennish. "Now Michael, be calm... he is a new arrival and we don't want you to make him sick." said Frome to Bennish. "Your coloring is fantástico. The color in your face is absolutely perfect." said Gomez to Freakazoid. "Maybe he needs an exorcism." said Fairbanks, dressed like a nun. "I'm not gonna be the assistant priest again, Sister Fairbanks." uttered Carol plainly.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 12, 2019 17:21:42 GMT -8
"Actually I think it is all the cat pics. Digital entity here. The new thing Kord is putting out, not so old in my world. Internet. You are gonna love it." Freakazoid said to Reno. "And YOU...don't be space racist. Carol's Mom is Kree. She has blue skinned family members." He said as he addressed Bennish. "And I am no arrival. I can't be held. Livimg Cartoon character. Rules do not apply." He smiled.
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 12, 2019 17:33:02 GMT -8
"Actually I think it is all the cat pics. Digital entity here. The new thing Kord is putting out, not so old in my world. Internet. You are gonna love it." Freakazoid said to Reno. "And YOU...don't be space racist. Carol's Mom is Kree. She has blue skinned family members." He said as he addressed Bennish. "And I am no arrival. I can't be held. Livimg Cartoon character. Rules do not apply." He smiled. "Hmmmm... tell me more about the internet. You really caught my interest. With this... internet... can I find a crippled dog for my play?" said Reno. "We're casting Richard da Third... and since he had a big hump on his back, we wus t'inkin' of some mutt who could really sell da deformity." said Spinell. "If you think that's racist, blue guy... you should see him all done up in blackface while karaoking to Al Jolson." said Carl to Freakazoid. "He thinks he's in Venus. And he thinks we're all Venusians." said Carol regarding Bennish. "And yer a Kree!!!" said Bennish to Carol. "Well, at least he got my race half-right." uttered Carol. Suddenly, a distinctive dripping sound is heard. "Goddammit, Reno!!! Tell your star performer my foot is not a fire hydrant!!!" yelled Carol after Sir Laurence, a dog with the appearance of a mop, had marked territory on her boot.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 12, 2019 18:17:30 GMT -8
"No...not since Freakadog had that tragic driving accident. Who knew pets can't drive runaway trucks?" Freakazoid shrugged. "And the net has it all. Information, history, guys making bank playing video games and recording themseles, and...well...too much porn. There...I said it. Too much for me. But it has good things. It is like...a nation without borders. Where you can learn your world of warcraft healing mage is actually Sean Astin and your game wife is really your archenemy, the Lobe."
Freakazoid wiped his eye. "Grizelda broke my heart that day...WHY DID YOU DECIEVE ME LOBE? YOU SAID YOU WERE A LADY!!!"
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 12, 2019 18:36:12 GMT -8
"No...not since Freakadog had that tragic driving accident. Who knew pets can't drive runaway trucks?" Freakazoid shrugged. "And the net has it all. Information, history, guys making bank playing video games and recording themseles, and...well...too much porn. There...I said it. Too much for me. But it has good things. It is like...a nation without borders. Where you can learn your world of warcraft healing mage is actually Sean Astin and your game wife is really your archenemy, the Lobe." Freakazoid wiped his eye. "Grizelda broke my heart that day...WHY DID YOU DECIEVE ME LOBE? YOU SAID YOU WERE A LADY!!!" "Man... now that's whack." uttered Carl. Frome grabbed Freakazoid's arm and checked his pulse. "Yup. He's suffering from a broken heart." uttered Frome. Cutshaw walked in, swinging his stick around and doing lightsaber noises. "And this guy is our main delegate. Captain Billy Cutshaw." said Carol, introducing Billy to Freakazoid.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 12, 2019 20:25:44 GMT -8
"No I am not...i jumped out of Lobe's computer and beat him up. Turns out it was one giant headgame which...I thoroughly explained away already." Freakazoid realized. "What were we talking about again?" He looked. "Hi Billy, why did you cut Sebastian Shaw for?" He paused. "Did you think he was a Sea Bass named Ian?"
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 13, 2019 5:15:16 GMT -8
"No I am not...i jumped out of Lobe's computer and beat him up. Turns out it was one giant headgame which...I thoroughly explained away already." Freakazoid realized. "What were we talking about again?" He looked. "Hi Billy, why did you cut Sebastian Shaw for?" He paused. "Did you think he was a Sea Bass named Ian?" "Because he sent the man on the moon to try to fuck my sister." remarked Cutshaw. "Too much information, Captain Billy." uttered Carol.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 13, 2019 11:45:39 GMT -8
"Which man? I hear that place is a hotbed now." Freakazoid said. "Heck, at this point I wonder if the Watcher is neighbours with Rita Repulsa or something."
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 13, 2019 13:17:12 GMT -8
"Which man? I hear that place is a hotbed now." Freakazoid said. "Heck, at this point I wonder if the Watcher is neighbours with Rita Repulsa or something." "You don't wanna know..." said Cutshaw with a sly smile. He then looked back. "Oh, look... here comes the groping man." said Cutshaw. Everyone started doing hissing noises as Major Groper walked in. "Shut up, ya slimy snakes!!!" yelled Groper. "I don't wanna be part of your games!!!" "Bravo!!!" said Cutshaw as he clapped his hands. "Good image." uttered Fairbanks as he also clapped. "Splendid, Groper." said Carl. "Handled like a real thespian." said Reno as he clapped. "Just one more thing, sir." said Carol. "WHAT?!!!" yelled Groper. "Stick a pineapple up your ass and pretend you're Hawaiian." remarked Carol. "Jesus..." said Groper with frustration. All the inmates then started jumping and running around the halls.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 16, 2019 7:52:37 GMT -8
"Thespian? But you are a guy. I thought that term was for ladies." Freakazoid said aloud.
"Explanation: Thespian is a term for actor." Walking up to them was a rust colored robot. "Query: You said you would be 5 minutes, it has been 35. I have heard enough songs from your primitive radio broadcasting equipment of these...New Kids on the Block to regret my inability to self terminate, as well as your order not to kill people for being annoying." HK-47 looked around. "What is all this?"
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 16, 2019 8:01:56 GMT -8
"Thespian? But you are a guy. I thought that term was for ladies." Freakazoid said aloud. "Explanation: Thespian is a term for actor." Walking up to them was a rust colored robot. "Query: You said you would be 5 minutes, it has been 35. I have heard enough songs from your primitive radio broadcasting equipment of these...New Kids on the Block to regret my inability to self terminate, as well as your order not to kill people for being annoying." HK-47 looked around. "What is all this?" "THIS IS VENUS!!!" yelled Bennish. "YOU'RE ALL VENUSIANS!!! YA GODDAMN GIANT BRAINS!!! I'M GONNA-!!!" Suddenly, two orderlies walked in and sedated Bennish. "He gets extra pissy at times, so he needs a teeny bit more sedation than most of us." said Carol before turning to HK-47. "And this is Ravencroft, a place for the mentally disturbed, psychotics and authority figures with groping names." "I HEARD THAT, DANVERS!!!" yelled Groper angrily. Suddenly, a stoic individual with a scar on his lip walked in. Alongside him, was a short guy with a somewhat cheery attitude. "Here comes the shrink." said Carl. "And he has his wiseass assistant with him."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 16, 2019 8:37:51 GMT -8
"Sarcasm: Thank you for explaining the sign outside. We have sanitariums for the mentally insane as well. I meant the line up." HK-47 turned. "Observation: He does not look pleasant."
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 16, 2019 8:59:05 GMT -8
"Sarcasm: Thank you for explaining the sign outside. We have sanitariums for the mentally insane as well. I meant the line up." HK-47 turned. "Observation: He does not look pleasant." "Well, he has actually allowed us to do our stuff..." said Carol. "He's a good shrink, but Cutshaw, Reno and me think he's nuts, too." The short guy walked toward them. "Have you seen Frome?" uttered Colonel Richard Fell, wearing his shirt, medical jacket and underwear. "Yeah... your pants left you for him." said Carol. "Dammit..." said Fell as he went to catch Frome in order to retrieve his pants. "Nice shorts, Fell... those hearts are you!!!" remarked Carl. Carol then turned to HK-47. "You know, Fell is dating his pants... but unfortunately, they are having an affair with Frome." said Carol, talking like all the loons around her. "The pants want me to be bridesmaid to their wedding, for god's sakes." said Carl. Apparently, to repress all their inner problems, traumas and insecurities, Carl and Carol have started behaving like all the patients, giving in to insanity.
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