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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 7, 2019 18:58:43 GMT -8
As he grabbed he could hear a fart sound. "old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. gets them every time. sorry, but you needed a mood breaker." Sans chuckled. "she does, but she means well. it comes off as harsh but...she wants better. she just lacks tact, like me. just be cool...like my bro."Sans gestured to Papyrus, who was thwarting Jarek by showing him how to tie a sheep shank with his ropes while Alpys was hitting him with the oar of the Life boat Undyne lobbed at Q. "aside from my bad puns, the guy is unflappable, boundlessly optimistic. even to a fault but, i can't be mad at him for it. and you are like...physically way stronger than him so...what the heck namor? try not to let your worries...rex your mood." Sans then swiped the ketchup gun from Condiment King, sprayed the ground beside him and stepped back as Kabal whooshed past him, skidding into the side of the boat and falling over unconscious. "How did you...he was moving at near sonic speeds." Condiment King remarked. "practice." He then opened up and squirted some of the ketchup into him. "tasty stuff, my kinda hero.""I am actually a supervillain forced into becoming a hero." Condiment King said. "a man with such tasty ketchup is a hero in my book." Sans said. "Well, I am very temperamental when it comes to criticisms... so she is lucky that I am not going for revenge... this time." said Namor. "You are too proud." said Aqua-Mariner. "You just gotta lighten up and live... not always be stuck-up."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 5:22:34 GMT -8
"she suplexes boulders as a hobby...the bigger, the better. I said you are stronger than pap. undyne, she is my people's champion and greatest warrior. the physically strongest. magically, that'd be me so please pal, don't be vengeful to my friends. cuz the cycle gets ugly. get me?" Sans's eyes went black as he said that. "sorry, just...where we were from, reality was kinda used to hurt them. none of them realized they were toyed with for so long by a guy who couldn't help but turn into a monster. they don't remember, but i do. kinda overprotective now that the cycle is broken. which is why we're all in on this fighting the observer thing. i wanna help get us all home."
Tevram climbed onto the deck. "Skeleton...prepare to..."
"Excuse me darling, did you mock both ghosts AND Elvis?" Mettatton said, looking down at him.
"What of it?" Tevram glared.
"Well then...it is time to tune into the new episode folks." Mettaton said as a Camera drone flew in front of him. "ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT: EPISODE II. TO KILL AN IMMORTAL!!" Mettaton grabbed him and threw him onto the deck. "There are few I would dare say are allowed to take away the spotlight from me. THE KING IS ONE!!" Mettaton turned. "I pray he can excuse me, but it's time to be cruel." Mettaton advanced angrily at him.
"besides, if you watch us, maybe you can pick up how to diva right from mettaton there?" Sans paused as his left eye lit up. "no ya don't." He immobilized Negaduck. "i know you, alphys has your show. so you should recognize this move: put out the darkwing."
"Oh no..." Negaduck said as he began being lifted and slamed into the ground repeatedly by Sans' powers.
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 8, 2019 5:32:44 GMT -8
"she suplexes boulders as a hobby...the bigger, the better. I said you are stronger than pap. undyne, she is my people's champion and greatest warrior. the physically strongest. magically, that'd be me so please pal, don't be vengeful to my friends. cuz the cycle gets ugly. get me?" Sans's eyes went black as he said that. "sorry, just...where we were from, reality was kinda used to hurt them. none of them realized they were toyed with for so long by a guy who couldn't help but turn into a monster. they don't remember, but i do. kinda overprotective now that the cycle is broken. which is why we're all in on this fighting the observer thing. i wanna help get us all home."Tevram climbed onto the deck. "Skeleton...prepare to..." "Excuse me darling, did you mock both ghosts AND Elvis?" Mettatton said, looking down at him. "What of it?" Tevram glared. "Well then...it is time to tune into the new episode folks." Mettaton said as a Camera drone flew in front of him. "ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT: EPISODE II. TO KILL AN IMMORTAL!!" Mettaton grabbed him and threw him onto the deck. "There are few I would dare say are allowed to take away the spotlight from me. THE KING IS ONE!!" Mettaton turned. "I pray he can excuse me, but it's time to be cruel." Mettaton advanced angrily at him. "besides, if you watch us, maybe you can pick up how to diva right from mettaton there?" Sans paused as his left eye lit up. "no ya don't." He immobilized Negaduck. "i know you, alphys has your show. so you should recognize this move: put out the darkwing.""Oh no..." Negaduck said as he began being lifted and slamed into the ground repeatedly by Sans' powers. "Okay, okay, I won't do anything." said Namor. "Holy moly, don't anger them, kids." said Aqua-Mariner with a grin as he saw Sans talking to Namor. "Yeh, son. Ah gots me moah fans, UH-HUH-UH!!!" said Elvis as he looked at Mettatton. Lady Deadpool and Blackarachnia were both now wearing Elvis wigs and started tossing grenades at the enemy.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 5:41:07 GMT -8
Kira ducked behind cover with Chance. "KANO, THIS IS A WASH!!! THEY ARE BEATING US WITH NUMBERS!!!"
Kano looked around. "Yer right." He then pressed a device and a portal opened. "DRAGONS, LET'S BUGGER BLOODY OFF!!" Kano smiled before turning and blasting into the floor with his optic. "There, created a fire. Now the duck's bombs WILL go off at some point." He turned. "Save the blokes here Fishies or watch 'em burn stopping us. Your call." Kano laughed as he walked to the portal.
Jarek ran from Papyrus and Alphys.
Zoom dashed past Kabal, snatching him up.
"Damn you Kano. The tech is lost. All forces retreat." Dr. Gero flew up. "We settle this another time 18."
17 touched down. "I will try to contain the fire. Prince Namor, start evacuating."
"Are you going to be ok?" 18 asked.
"I can tank Super Saiyan Blue sis. This is nothing." 17 ripped a hole intot he boat and jumped down.
"What the fuck is Super Saiyan Blue?" 17 asked.
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 8, 2019 5:49:16 GMT -8
Kira ducked behind cover with Chance. "KANO, THIS IS A WASH!!! THEY ARE BEATING US WITH NUMBERS!!!" Kano looked around. "Yer right." He then pressed a device and a portal opened. "DRAGONS, LET'S BUGGER BLOODY OFF!!" Kano smiled before turning and blasting into the floor with his optic. "There, created a fire. Now the duck's bombs WILL go off at some point." He turned. "Save the blokes here Fishies or watch 'em burn stopping us. Your call." Kano laughed as he walked to the portal. Jarek ran from Papyrus and Alphys. Zoom dashed past Kabal, snatching him up. "Damn you Kano. The tech is lost. All forces retreat." Dr. Gero flew up. "We settle this another time 18." 17 touched down. "I will try to contain the fire. Prince Namor, start evacuating." "Are you going to be ok?" 18 asked. "I can tank Super Saiyan Blue sis. This is nothing." 17 ripped a hole intot he boat and jumped down. "What the fuck is Super Saiyan Blue?" 17 asked. Namor went to the others. "HURRY!!! WE MUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!" said Namor. He grabbed Namorita and jumped into the water. "See you later, boys and girls!!!" said Aqua-Mariner before jumping into the water. Lady Deadpool and Blackarachnia jump into the water as well. "ERRYBUBBY INTO THE POOL!!!" yelled Lady Deadpool and Blackarachnia at the same time.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 6:05:57 GMT -8
"This isn't over Brother." Liquid turned and ran for the portal.
Snake considered shooting, but his men needed him. "ATLAS, BEGIN GRABBING EVERYONE NOT ATLANTEAN AND FLY THEM UP TO THE SHIP!!! ANY OTHER FLIERS HELP OUT. I GO LAST!!"
"whew...winded. papyrus, get alphys to the fliers and get going, i'll catch up."
"RIGHT!!! COME DOCTOR, WE MUST MAKE DUE HASTE TO THAT NICE BLONDE LADY!!" Papyrus picked up Alphys and ran to 18. "MISS, COULD YOU BE A DEAR AND FLY US TO SAFETY?"
"I...um...ok." 18 grabbed them and few them up as Condiment King and Harley were being lifted up to it by Black Atlas.
Snake looked at Mettaton. "Can you fly?"
"Darling, can I fly?" Mettaton changed forms, sprouting wings as Mettaton Neo. "Of course I can. Come Sans. Let us go." He looked around. "Sans?"
"He did his thing." Undyne walked over. "Get us up."
"Right." He grabbed Snake and Undyne. "Miss Spider, grab your friend and Elvis and web onto me as I fly up. I got horsepower to spare." He said as he slowly rose.
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18 touched down on the ship and looked up. "Huh? How did you..." She was shocked to see Sans.
"took a shortcut. it is a thing i do. didn't have the stamina for a group trip. so i...ducked out of it."
"SANS!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS!!" He then turned to see a staring Otacon and Sunny. "HELLO HUMANS."
Sunny blinked and turned to Hal. "Things are getting real wierd..."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 8, 2019 6:16:30 GMT -8
"This isn't over Brother." Liquid turned and ran for the portal. Snake considered shooting, but his men needed him. "ATLAS, BEGIN GRABBING EVERYONE NOT ATLANTEAN AND FLY THEM UP TO THE SHIP!!! ANY OTHER FLIERS HELP OUT. I GO LAST!!" "whew...winded. papyrus, get alphys to the fliers and get going, i'll catch up.""RIGHT!!! COME DOCTOR, WE MUST MAKE DUE HASTE TO THAT NICE BLONDE LADY!!" Papyrus picked up Alphys and ran to 18. "MISS, COULD YOU BE A DEAR AND FLY US TO SAFETY?""I...um...ok." 18 grabbed them and few them up as Condiment King and Harley were being lifted up to it by Black Atlas. Snake looked at Mettaton. "Can you fly?" "Darling, can I fly?" Mettaton changed forms, sprouting wings as Mettaton Neo. "Of course I can. Come Sans. Let us go." He looked around. "Sans?" "He did his thing." Undyne walked over. "Get us up." "Right." He grabbed Snake and Undyne. "Miss Spider, grab your friend and Elvis and web onto me as I fly up. I got horsepower to spare." He said as he slowly rose. --------- 18 touched down on the ship and looked up. "Huh? How did you..." She was shocked to see Sans. "took a shortcut. it is a thing i do. didn't have the stamina for a group trip. so i...ducked out of it.""SANS!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS!!" He then turned to see a staring Otacon and Sunny. "HELLO HUMANS."Sunny blinked and turned to Hal. "Things are getting real wierd..." "Ah can float, boi." uttered Elvis as he floated to safety. Blackarachnia looked up and then at us. "Geez, who the hell does he think I am, Spider-Man?" remarked Blackarachnia before firing her web gun at Mettatton. The web then propells her and Lady Deadpool up. "YOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!" yelled both girls as they were pulled up by the web.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 6:28:06 GMT -8
"You dress like him." Mettaton remarked.
"Actually they dress like Deadpool." Snake said.
"I do not know who that is. Still learning names." Mettaton touched down and grabbed the web, helping her up faster. "And i let myself be an elevator Dearie, you can learn to take on multiple roles. Diversity is excellence."
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 8, 2019 6:34:03 GMT -8
"You dress like him." Mettaton remarked. "Actually they dress like Deadpool." Snake said. "I do not know who that is. Still learning names." Mettaton touched down and grabbed the web, helping her up faster. "And i let myself be an elevator Dearie, you can learn to take on multiple roles. Diversity is excellence." "Talk about effective." said Blackarachnia as she was pulled up. "What else can you do?"
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 16:43:54 GMT -8
"Sing, Dance, act...host many shows, tell jokes...practically if it a performance, I can do so. Also i can hunt, capture and kill humans due to a technicality of why I was made but...I never use that." Mettaton said before shifting to his boxy base form.
"Ah...ha ha...yeah. He was kinda made for that, but it was so I could just make a cool robot that would allow my friend to achieve what he could not as just a ghost." Alphys stammered. "Flagrant abuse of power, I admit but...you have to admit he is cool."
"Asgore didn't seem to care. It's why I never had to arrest ya. Not that I would." Undyne said to her.
"Amazing, a literal ghost in the machine. Reminds me of...my Mom's work." Hal clammed up quickly. "I am going to pull us back, i think it is about to blow."
Condiment King turned as Papyrus kept staring at him. "What?"
"I THINK YOUR SUIT IS COOL AND DARING PICKLE HEADED HUMAN!!!" Papyrus said to him.
Mitchell smiled. "Thank you."
"D'aww...he's a big softAAAHHHH!!" The ship shook as the boat went up. "And there goes the Ultron Sentinels. Good riddance." Harley said as she retook the pilot seat. "Go fangasm at the robot Hal, Sunny and I got this."
"Thank you." Hal got up.
"So...this what you humans do for fun?" Undyne asked.
"This is a slow day." Snake said.
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 8, 2019 16:56:49 GMT -8
"Sing, Dance, act...host many shows, tell jokes...practically if it a performance, I can do so. Also i can hunt, capture and kill humans due to a technicality of why I was made but...I never use that." Mettaton said before shifting to his boxy base form. "Ah...ha ha...yeah. He was kinda made for that, but it was so I could just make a cool robot that would allow my friend to achieve what he could not as just a ghost." Alphys stammered. "Flagrant abuse of power, I admit but...you have to admit he is cool." "Asgore didn't seem to care. It's why I never had to arrest ya. Not that I would." Undyne said to her. "Amazing, a literal ghost in the machine. Reminds me of...my Mom's work." Hal clammed up quickly. "I am going to pull us back, i think it is about to blow." Condiment King turned as Papyrus kept staring at him. "What?" "I THINK YOUR SUIT IS COOL AND DARING PICKLE HEADED HUMAN!!!" Papyrus said to him. Mitchell smiled. "Thank you." "D'aww...he's a big softAAAHHHH!!" The ship shook as the boat went up. "And there goes the Ultron Sentinels. Good riddance." Harley said as she retook the pilot seat. "Go fangasm at the robot Hal, Sunny and I got this." "Thank you." Hal got up. "So...this what you humans do for fun?" Undyne asked. "This is a slow day." Snake said. "Cool." said Blackarachnia. "He really is very awesome." said Lady Deadpool before the ship shook. "Dammit... I don't mind turbulence, but I hate it when it's unexpected."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Aug 8, 2019 17:16:07 GMT -8
"The blowing up ship was unexpected?" Undyne looked at them.
"Undyne..please don't argue with the immortal sword ladies. They can heal. Healing you is a bit harder." Alphys said.
"NO IT IS NOT, FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS AMPLE SPAGHETTI ON HAND!!! OR...YOU CAN SETTLE FOR LAZYBONE'S COLD HOT DOGS AND GREASE FILLED BURGERS." Papyrus spoke up.
"we're the bleached white mages." Sans boasted.
"How does that help?" Otacon said.
"monster food is made of magic. has healing properties." Sans said as he saw him staring at Mettaton's switch. "don't flip that, it forces him to transform. he can do it himself, but that used to be how. tricks his foes to thinking it is his off switch as that form is nigh indestructible, but weak."
"An absolute defense form, a combat form and an all around mode. My God, this is a versitle machine. Kudos to your work Dr. Alphys was it?" Hal turned to her.
"Wh...WHAT? Oh...um..." Alphys was flush. "Thanks...I guess."
"I could only dream of making robots like this growin up. All that anime growing up and all I make is a killer nuke launcher and a tiny companion." Hal said.
"YOU LIKE ANIME TOO?" Alphys perked up.
"Uhh...yeah. I grew up on it." Hal said.
"And here comes the geeking out." Snake said, staring.
"So...that guy...with the tan..your brother?" Undyne said, trying not to join the fangasming.
"My twin. Yeah...made to be the ultimate soldier." Snake sighed. "And has such a shitty understanding of genetics to boot."
"OH...THAT MUST BE HARD. I AM SORRY YOU HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR BROTHER MR. ARMY MAN. I COULDN'T IMAGINE EVER FIGHTING SANS LIKE THAT..."
"It's Snake...and good. That's because he is a real brother. Eli...we never knew each other until I was sent to kill him so...it can't ever be anything else but that." Snake turned as the Colonel walked in.
"What is all this?" Colonel asked as someone knocked on the door.
"17!!" 18 remarked.
"gimmie a bit. I got it." He walked off, downing a hot dog.
"What is he d..." !8 blinked as she suddenly saw a bony hand outside reach for 17. "How does..."
"MY BROTHER SOMEHOW FIGURED HOW TO WARP SPACE. HE TELEPORTS BY SOME ODD MEANS HE NEVER EXPLAINS." Papyrus said as suddenly they walked in behind the Colonel.
"wasn't it...plane to see how Pap?" Sans joked.
"OH MY GOD SANS, STOP I SAY!!!" Papyrus flailed his arms about.
"So...I was late as I had to blow up like, 3 still whole Sentinels. But now there isn't a damn thing Gero can salvage. I just want to know SHIELD will send a team to clean this up so the local wildlife is ok?" 17 said. "Also Namor wants to meet with you all."
"Gotcha. Harley, bring us down low." Snake said. "And the Colonel will get on it."
"As soon as we are done talking to Lord Namor." Roy said as he looked at the lad. "Are you ok, Son?"
"Yeah. I can create barriers that hold up pretty well against such things." 17 said to him.
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Post by Pianah Person on Aug 9, 2019 3:31:48 GMT -8
"The blowing up ship was unexpected?" Undyne looked at them. "Undyne..please don't argue with the immortal sword ladies. They can heal. Healing you is a bit harder." Alphys said. "NO IT IS NOT, FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS AMPLE SPAGHETTI ON HAND!!! OR...YOU CAN SETTLE FOR LAZYBONE'S COLD HOT DOGS AND GREASE FILLED BURGERS." Papyrus spoke up. "we're the bleached white mages." Sans boasted. "How does that help?" Otacon said. "monster food is made of magic. has healing properties." Sans said as he saw him staring at Mettaton's switch. "don't flip that, it forces him to transform. he can do it himself, but that used to be how. tricks his foes to thinking it is his off switch as that form is nigh indestructible, but weak.""An absolute defense form, a combat form and an all around mode. My God, this is a versitle machine. Kudos to your work Dr. Alphys was it?" Hal turned to her. "Wh...WHAT? Oh...um..." Alphys was flush. "Thanks...I guess." "I could only dream of making robots like this growin up. All that anime growing up and all I make is a killer nuke launcher and a tiny companion." Hal said. "YOU LIKE ANIME TOO?" Alphys perked up. "Uhh...yeah. I grew up on it." Hal said. "And here comes the geeking out." Snake said, staring. "So...that guy...with the tan..your brother?" Undyne said, trying not to join the fangasming. "My twin. Yeah...made to be the ultimate soldier." Snake sighed. "And has such a shitty understanding of genetics to boot." "OH...THAT MUST BE HARD. I AM SORRY YOU HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR BROTHER MR. ARMY MAN. I COULDN'T IMAGINE EVER FIGHTING SANS LIKE THAT...""It's Snake...and good. That's because he is a real brother. Eli...we never knew each other until I was sent to kill him so...it can't ever be anything else but that." Snake turned as the Colonel walked in. "What is all this?" Colonel asked as someone knocked on the door. "17!!" 18 remarked. "gimmie a bit. I got it." He walked off, downing a hot dog. "What is he d..." !8 blinked as she suddenly saw a bony hand outside reach for 17. "How does..." "MY BROTHER SOMEHOW FIGURED HOW TO WARP SPACE. HE TELEPORTS BY SOME ODD MEANS HE NEVER EXPLAINS." Papyrus said as suddenly they walked in behind the Colonel. "wasn't it...plane to see how Pap?" Sans joked. "OH MY GOD SANS, STOP I SAY!!!" Papyrus flailed his arms about. "So...I was late as I had to blow up like, 3 still whole Sentinels. But now there isn't a damn thing Gero can salvage. I just want to know SHIELD will send a team to clean this up so the local wildlife is ok?" 17 said. "Also Namor wants to meet with you all." "Gotcha. Harley, bring us down low." Snake said. "And the Colonel will get on it." "As soon as we are done talking to Lord Namor." Roy said as he looked at the lad. "Are you ok, Son?" "Yeah. I can create barriers that hold up pretty well against such things." 17 said to him. "Yeh, we is tough as nails, see?" uttered Blackarachnia. Lady Deadpool looked at Snake. "So... how would you like to have two crazies with you..." said Lady Deadpool with a devious smile as she massaged Snake's shoulders. --- "WHY DO I HAVE TO GREET THEM?" uttered Namor. "Because they helped you and whenever someone helps you, you bring them here as guests of honor." said a guard. "Hrrmmmph... this is why I don't like having any help..." said Namor.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Sept 27, 2019 6:28:37 GMT -8
Snake made a face. "Two more you mean. I remind you of Harley and the pickle man."
"I think they's flirting with ya Snake." Harley said.
"I am keenly aware of what they are going Harley." Snake sighed. "That part...unsure."
"THAT AIN'T NO NO!!!" Harley yelled.
"Besides, not his call." Campbell said as the doors open.
Undyne peeked out. "WHERE IS THIS SEA KING GUY? WHAT ARE THE FISH PEOPLE LIKE HERE?" She saw Namor. "Cool, Star Trek, but where is the King?"
Namera burst out laughing.
"Oh...like this one." Aquawoman snickered.
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Post by Pianah Person on Sept 27, 2019 7:35:54 GMT -8
Snake made a face. "Two more you mean. I remind you of Harley and the pickle man." "I think they's flirting with ya Snake." Harley said. "I am keenly aware of what they are going Harley." Snake sighed. "That part...unsure." "THAT AIN'T NO NO!!!" Harley yelled. "Besides, not his call." Campbell said as the doors open. Undyne peeked out. "WHERE IS THIS SEA KING GUY? WHAT ARE THE FISH PEOPLE LIKE HERE?" She saw Namor. "Cool, Star Trek, but where is the King?" Namera burst out laughing. "Oh...like this one." Aquawoman snickered. "Awwww..." said Lady Deadpool. "...hell no!!!" said Blackarachnia with frustration. Namor just grumbled. Aqua-Mariner then drove his Aqua-Scooter in. "If by Sea King you mean Aquaman, I am sorry, but he is a bit of a loner. He travels around the seas, focusing on finding any unusual activity related to this Darkseid." said Aqua-Mariner. "I don't know how he can stand to be alone like that for such an extended period of time. His only company is a whale he uses for transport."
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