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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 14, 2019 3:04:24 GMT -8
"Hey...don't worry. You're head scout. not literally scouting for heads but the top scout." Slapstick said, slugging him in the arm lightly. "Well, now that we have a team and a name...what now?" Foolkiller asked the group. "Suggestion: Can we go find some deplorable meat bags to shoot dead perhaps?" HK-47 spoke up. "I am merely trying to be constructive." "Hrm...kind of with him." Rorschach reluctantly agreed. "I PREFER A PIZZA PARTY!!!" Freakazoid yelled. "AND WHAT EVER SCARY ROBOT FRIEND CONSUMES!!!" "I'm fine with either." uttered Nightcreeper. "Let's just find crooks waiting to be shot." said Lawbreaker. "Not in da mood for eatin'."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 14, 2019 12:26:36 GMT -8
"Statement: Why a machine chooses to look like a Meatbag, i will never know." HK got up. "Can we go to the Chuck E. Cheese. Maybe I can fool kids into thinking I am an animatronic. Bring an internet meme to life perhaps?" He let out a chuckle.
"No." Rorschach said. "Be a problem to kid, I become a problem to you. One you can't solve."
"Observation: Interesting, yet you do not seem equipped to pierce my durasteel hide." HK commented.
"No Chuck E. Cheese. Pizza Hut." Slapstick sighed. "Come on you nuts."
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 14, 2019 12:55:33 GMT -8
"Statement: Why a machine chooses to look like a Meatbag, i will never know." HK got up. "Can we go to the Chuck E. Cheese. Maybe I can fool kids into thinking I am an animatronic. Bring an internet meme to life perhaps?" He let out a chuckle. "No." Rorschach said. "Be a problem to kid, I become a problem to you. One you can't solve." "Observation: Interesting, yet you do not seem equipped to pierce my durasteel hide." HK commented. "No Chuck E. Cheese. Pizza Hut." Slapstick sighed. "Come on you nuts." "Fine... but no veggies for me... only pepperoni!!!" said Nightcreeper. "Okay, okay... we're goin', see?" said Lawbreaker.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 18, 2019 16:12:50 GMT -8
HK-47 sighed. "Sarcasm: I am beside myself with excitement." He began to walk as the others followed.
"Ok, do we have a ride?" Slapstick asked. "I am kind of missing Solo here."
"I have enough for four." Rorschach grumbled.
"SO DO I!!" Freakazoid yelled.
"...so Creeper, me and Nightcreeper go with the crazy internet man and Foolkiller, Lawbreaker...unless he wants to go as himself himself...and HK go with Rorscach. That way...Freakazoid doesn't kill anyone who can't die easy or cost a lot to repair." Slapstick said.
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 18, 2019 16:40:37 GMT -8
HK-47 sighed. "Sarcasm: I am beside myself with excitement." He began to walk as the others followed. "Ok, do we have a ride?" Slapstick asked. "I am kind of missing Solo here." "I have enough for four." Rorschach grumbled. "SO DO I!!" Freakazoid yelled. "...so Creeper, me and Nightcreeper go with the crazy internet man and Foolkiller, Lawbreaker...unless he wants to go as himself himself...and HK go with Rorscach. That way...Freakazoid doesn't kill anyone who can't die easy or cost a lot to repair." Slapstick said. "Don't bother... my girl is takin' me." said Lawbreaker as a car arrived. Inside the car, Glyph (in human form) was driving. "I figured I'd find you here." said Glyph with a smile. "Yeah, I had ta keep Nightcreeper safe." said Lawbreaker. "HEY, I HEARD THAT!!!" yelled Nightcreeper.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 27, 2019 23:16:23 GMT -8
"Well he isn't lying. You are more of a troublemaker." Creeper looked at him. "So...reporter too?"
"You trust them with that?" Rorschach asked him.
"They either don't care enough to talk or wouldn't." Creeper told him. "I am really Jack Ryder. Yes i know Batman personally."
"Steve Harmon. I should physically be in my 20's but I was stuck int his form for 5 years. Teen body, adult mind. At least I can bang again." He said.
"So that explains the penis comment." Creeper spoke up.
"Interjection: Do not talk about procreation while you are all lined up for easy shooting." HK-47 held the door open. "Mr. Rorschach, I am obligated to do this. I hope you do not mind."
Rorschach stared before getting in. Soon HK and Foolkiller were in.
The Freakamobile pulled up. "GET IN!!!" Freakazoid said.
"I CALL SHOTGUN!! Slapstick said, before catching a shotgun thrown at him. "Ha...ha....ha."
"WHAT? YOU CALLED IT!!" Freakazoid said as Creeper got in behind him. "Come on NC, sit beside yourself."
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 28, 2019 6:12:12 GMT -8
"Well he isn't lying. You are more of a troublemaker." Creeper looked at him. "So...reporter too?" "You trust them with that?" Rorschach asked him. "They either don't care enough to talk or wouldn't." Creeper told him. "I am really Jack Ryder. Yes i know Batman personally." "Steve Harmon. I should physically be in my 20's but I was stuck int his form for 5 years. Teen body, adult mind. At least I can bang again." He said. "So that explains the penis comment." Creeper spoke up. "Interjection: Do not talk about procreation while you are all lined up for easy shooting." HK-47 held the door open. "Mr. Rorschach, I am obligated to do this. I hope you do not mind." Rorschach stared before getting in. Soon HK and Foolkiller were in. The Freakamobile pulled up. "GET IN!!!" Freakazoid said. "I CALL SHOTGUN!! Slapstick said, before catching a shotgun thrown at him. "Ha...ha....ha." "WHAT? YOU CALLED IT!!" Freakazoid said as Creeper got in behind him. "Come on NC, sit beside yourself." "Yeah, womanizing reporter. That is, until I find a new wife... last one died of old age." said Nightcreeper as he sat beside Creeper. "This is a nice car. If only I could afford one."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 7, 2019 1:55:14 GMT -8
Freakazoid turned. "The sad origin stories are for the serious car. This is the fun car. I am not trying to be insensitive...it is sad and I hope we all find dates...even scary robot friend if he wants...but we have fun here." Freakazoid then slammed on the gas. "NOW LET'S GO!!!"
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"They did not wait." Rorscash growled as he followed.
"So...you are from Star Wars, huh?" Foolkiller asked HK.
"Statement: I have no idea what that is." HK replied.
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 7, 2019 3:23:13 GMT -8
Freakazoid turned. "The sad origin stories are for the serious car. This is the fun car. I am not trying to be insensitive...it is sad and I hope we all find dates...even scary robot friend if he wants...but we have fun here." Freakazoid then slammed on the gas. "NOW LET'S GO!!!" ------ "They did not wait." Rorscash growled as he followed. "So...you are from Star Wars, huh?" Foolkiller asked HK. "Statement: I have no idea what that is." HK replied. "YEAH!!! TIME TO HAVE FUN!!!" said Nightcreeper as he raised his arms and turned on the radio. Suddenly, a voice was heard on the radio, asking a question. "In the Wizard of Oz, the Lion wanted courage and the Tin Man wanted a heart. What did the Scarecrow want?" said the host of a radio show. "He wanted the Tin Man to notice him." uttered Nightcreeper, trying to get a laugh outta the other wackos. --- "Film franchise... lots of stuff done about it after that: books, comics, video games, toys, etc." said Lawbreaker through a communicator to them.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Apr 7, 2019 9:01:18 GMT -8
Slapstick paused. "A brain...and what in the name of J Law's booty is this?" Slapstick scoffed. "I know quiz shows are popular but...ever since Gotham became a thing I have learned to question this kind of thing."
"Ohhh..think it is Cluemaster? Riddler? Ten Eyed Man?" Creeper asked.
"What the fuck is that last one? And yeah, sure maybe...or worse." Slapstick told him.
"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN." Freakazoid said.
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"Query: What is the connection to me then?" HK-47 asked.
"Droids, Sith, Jedi, the force, durasteel. Kind of was into it." Foolkiller answered, tilting his head. "Might have action. Got a listening device on Steve in his belt. Suspicious radio show host. If it pans out prepare to drive."
"Observation: So you see my world as a work of fiction? Disturbing, especially since this means some pathetic meatbag dare to claim to have created it." HK stated.
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Post by Pianah Person on Apr 7, 2019 9:18:51 GMT -8
Slapstick paused. "A brain...and what in the name of J Law's booty is this?" Slapstick scoffed. "I know quiz shows are popular but...ever since Gotham became a thing I have learned to question this kind of thing." "Ohhh..think it is Cluemaster? Riddler? Ten Eyed Man?" Creeper asked. "What the fuck is that last one? And yeah, sure maybe...or worse." Slapstick told him. "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN." Freakazoid said. ----------- "Query: What is the connection to me then?" HK-47 asked. "Droids, Sith, Jedi, the force, durasteel. Kind of was into it." Foolkiller answered, tilting his head. "Might have action. Got a listening device on Steve in his belt. Suspicious radio show host. If it pans out prepare to drive." "Observation: So you see my world as a work of fiction? Disturbing, especially since this means some pathetic meatbag dare to claim to have created it." HK stated. "I dunno, maybe the radio guys wanted to make their own version of Hollywood Squares." laughed Nightcreeper before noticing no one was laughing. "Yeeeah, not funny." --- "Well, I could lend you one of the movies. There was three of them back in my reality, but it seems that in other realities, they released more." said Glyph through the communicator. "Now I get why dey went wit' da Episode V and VI stuff for da two last ones." uttered Lawbreaker.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 15, 2019 5:45:45 GMT -8
"Well, if he had any sense...Judy Garland sitting on his lap...if you know what I mean." The Host laughed.
"Ummm...that is not something you want to hear on the airwaves today." Freakazoid looked at the radio.
"No, seriously folks, you might notice DJ Vic isn't on today. That's because...I KILLED HIM!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, it's your uncle Deuce here folks. Straight from the future here to make your lives a little happier. And I got a new best friend and co host, say hello."
"Hello world, Hyena here...and i got a question: WHAT KIND OF HEROES WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO COME AFTER US?" He laughed. "I will be killing interns every 10 minutes until someone arrives to stop us."
"Interns work hard to further their education for no pay. They deserve respect." Freakazoid glares. "Not on my watch." He hits the gas.
"Shit...gotta turns back already." Steve said as he transforms.
"And now, the new hit by Milli Vanilli..." Deuce stated.
"THEY ARE ANIMALS!!!" Creeper yelled.
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"Excitement: We got work, two lunatics have taken over a radio station. I finally have people to shoot again." HK said happily.
"Names?" Rorschach asked.
"Clarification: A Deuce and Hyena." HK stated.
"Damn...both can heal fast. Are physical tough and have ties to Kryptonians." Rorschach said as he loaded his gun. "No easy fight."
"Good. I hate easy." Foolkiller said. "I don't care what kind of Fools we face. They die today."
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 15, 2019 6:11:24 GMT -8
"Well, if he had any sense...Judy Garland sitting on his lap...if you know what I mean." The Host laughed. "Ummm...that is not something you want to hear on the airwaves today." Freakazoid looked at the radio. "No, seriously folks, you might notice DJ Vic isn't on today. That's because...I KILLED HIM!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, it's your uncle Deuce here folks. Straight from the future here to make your lives a little happier. And I got a new best friend and co host, say hello." "Hello world, Hyena here...and i got a question: WHAT KIND OF HEROES WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO COME AFTER US?" He laughed. "I will be killing interns every 10 minutes until someone arrives to stop us." "Interns work hard to further their education for no pay. They deserve respect." Freakazoid glares. "Not on my watch." He hits the gas. "Shit...gotta turns back already." Steve said as he transforms. "And now, the new hit by Milli Vanilli..." Deuce stated. "THEY ARE ANIMALS!!!" Creeper yelled. -------- "Excitement: We got work, two lunatics have taken over a radio station. I finally have people to shoot again." HK said happily. "Names?" Rorschach asked. "Clarification: A Deuce and Hyena." HK stated. "Damn...both can heal fast. Are physical tough and have ties to Kryptonians." Rorschach said as he loaded his gun. "No easy fight." "Good. I hate easy." Foolkiller said. "I don't care what kind of Fools we face. They die today." "I may not have the brains, but I sure as hell have the balls!!!" said Nightcreeper. "Let's get those fuckers!!!" --- "Turn around... I got work to do." said Lawbreaker to Glyph as he heard the others talk through the communicator. Glyph turned her car around and headed to the radio station.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 15, 2019 6:28:55 GMT -8
"Alright, so which...wait...one guy got up." Deuce spoke. "What are you doing sir?"
"Now see here fellas...you tied these ropes all wrong, come here you..."
"What are you doing to your fellow hostage?" Hyena asked.
"Showing you two gentlemen how to tie a person. Now I had enough slack to slowly work out a hand, that is because...STOP MOVING!!!" The man yelled.
Slapstick looked at the radio. "Ok...there is a third crazy."
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"Mr. Warfstache, please stop." The woman said as her rope was retied.
"Now now Susan, if there is one thing I cannot stand is shoddy work." Wilford said as he stood up. "There...now the only way they could force themselves out is chopping of a hand."
"My name is Rebecca..." The woman said.
"SHUT UP SUSAN." Warfstache glared. "Now if you want, I can teach you two how to do this right."
Deuce and Hyena looked at each other. "This guy is nuts...and this is me saying it." Deuce said.
"Then again...he seems...amiable." Hyena turned. "Sure, why not?"
"Good...now grab Frank and Betty here." Warfstache pointed.
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"Observation: Is this a distraction or is this man insane?" HK asked.
"DRIVE!!!" Rorschach yelled at the cars ahead.
"Problem?" Foolkiller asked.
"Warfstache. Reality warping powers, unkillable, total random element. Makes your Deadpool look sane. Followed his trail, seems to disappear enough for the law to not touch him, only came close once early on. Cleaned up his act since. In a way that means he hides better. Killed him before, didn't stick." Rorschach said to them.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 15, 2019 8:07:25 GMT -8
"Alright, so which...wait...one guy got up." Deuce spoke. "What are you doing sir?" "Now see here fellas...you tied these ropes all wrong, come here you..." "What are you doing to your fellow hostage?" Hyena asked. "Showing you two gentlemen how to tie a person. Now I had enough slack to slowly work out a hand, that is because...STOP MOVING!!!" The man yelled. Slapstick looked at the radio. "Ok...there is a third crazy." --------- "Mr. Warfstache, please stop." The woman said as her rope was retied. "Now now Susan, if there is one thing I cannot stand is shoddy work." Wilford said as he stood up. "There...now the only way they could force themselves out is chopping of a hand." "My name is Rebecca..." The woman said. "SHUT UP SUSAN." Warfstache glared. "Now if you want, I can teach you two how to do this right." Deuce and Hyena looked at each other. "This guy is nuts...and this is me saying it." Deuce said. "Then again...he seems...amiable." Hyena turned. "Sure, why not?" "Good...now grab Frank and Betty here." Warfstache pointed. -------- "Observation: Is this a distraction or is this man insane?" HK asked. "DRIVE!!!" Rorschach yelled at the cars ahead. "Problem?" Foolkiller asked. "Warfstache. Reality warping powers, unkillable, total random element. Makes your Deadpool look sane. Followed his trail, seems to disappear enough for the law to not touch him, only came close once early on. Cleaned up his act since. In a way that means he hides better. Killed him before, didn't stick." Rorschach said to them. "Crazier than us? No way..." uttered Nightcreeper. --- Outside the radio station, four people were guarding the door. "So, do you think those loons inside have already made their broadcast?" asked Roller Force, in his human form as Leon C. Nash. "They must have... they just told us they would pay us a lot for preventing anyone from comin' in." said Barricade, in his identity as serial cop killer Clarence Boddicker. --- Lawbreaker looked ahead into the station. "Goddamn... it's those four lunatics." said Lawbreaker, recognizing Barricade and his gang in their human forms.
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