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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 5, 2019 0:35:17 GMT -8
"So why here?" A man in a white man asked his yellow skinned 'friend' as they stood outside a building.
"They said they were more comfortable here. Besides, Gotham is soooo deary." The green haired, smiling man as he opened the door. "Besides, ain't this your old stomping grounds?"
"Hrmm...not exactly. Same...but not." The man entered. "Let's get this over with Creeper."
"Whatever you saw Rorschach." Creeper said as they stepped inside. Rorschach sighed as he noted obvious arrows pointing a way. He paused as he saw something on the ground. "What up? Find out it's really a dude in a mask?"
"Footprints...one set is not human. More heavy...mechanical." Rorschach looked up. "What did you get us into?"
"Why fun of course." Creeper laughed.
"Moron." He said as he went upstairs, the two followed arrows until they reached a door. Rorschach pulled his gun and entered, pointing it at the four being inside.
"WHOA DUDE, CHILLAX." A purple haired cartoon like man raised his hands. "We're all friends here."
"No." A man in a mask said, leaning in a chair. "I am only yours. I don't know the rest."
"Statement: A fair assessment Meatbag." A rust colored robot, the owner of the odd footprints spoke up. "Still, I wager we are all here for a purpose."
"GIRLS!!" A black hair man in red tights said. "Though that might be a problem, two of us don't have boy parts."
"GOD DAMN IT FREAKAZOID!!" Slapstick yelled."
"Commentary: You should be glad to be freed of such disgusting organic burdens human. Such actions are repulsive and in my brief time in knowing you, reproduction would not be a boon to your species." The robot, HK-47 said.
The masked man laughed.
"Wow, Foolkiller can laugh." Creeper grabbed the gun. "Rorschach, down. These are the people I talked about."
"One of them is not a person." Rorschach said, pointing at HK-47.
"Gratitude: Thank you for not lumping me in with you disgusting meatsacks." HK-47 spoke.
"Dude, we got this all sorted out. We got three kinda crazy more than human people, and three bad ass gunmen...well two men and a bot. We all know the real bad guys need harsh answers. Even Freakazoid is one for non traditional methods." Slapstick explained to Rorschach. "All we are asking for is support. Foolkiller does not tolerate idiot criminals. And the killer part of his name is for real. HK...he takes orders. Even if he hates them. Me...well." Slapstick quicked forced Rorschach's gun to fire, the bullet harmlessly hitting him and bouncing past Creeper's head. "Kinda hard to kill, same with Freaky."
"Hrm." Rorschach stared at him. "Would make for a good distraction."
"I CAN DO THAT EASY!!" Freakazoid yelled. "LOOK AT ME MR CRAZY MASK FACE!!!"
Rorschach growled, before noticing the robot pointing his finger like a gun at him. "Statement: Bang Human. You got distracted, and I am that kind of opportunist when it is a foe I am facing."
"This...seemingly has its perks." He put the gun away. "But don't hold me back."
"Like Hell we would." Foolkiller scoffed.
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 5, 2019 3:43:20 GMT -8
"So why here?" A man in a white man asked his yellow skinned 'friend' as they stood outside a building. "They said they were more comfortable here. Besides, Gotham is soooo deary." The green haired, smiling man as he opened the door. "Besides, ain't this your old stomping grounds?" "Hrmm...not exactly. Same...but not." The man entered. "Let's get this over with Creeper." "Whatever you saw Rorschach." Creeper said as they stepped inside. Rorschach sighed as he noted obvious arrows pointing a way. He paused as he saw something on the ground. "What up? Find out it's really a dude in a mask?" "Footprints...one set is not human. More heavy...mechanical." Rorschach looked up. "What did you get us into?" "Why fun of course." Creeper laughed. "Moron." He said as he went upstairs, the two followed arrows until they reached a door. Rorschach pulled his gun and entered, pointing it at the four being inside. "WHOA DUDE, CHILLAX." A purple haired cartoon like man raised his hands. "We're all friends here." "No." A man in a mask said, leaning in a chair. "I am only yours. I don't know the rest." "Statement: A fair assessment Meatbag." A rust colored robot, the owner of the odd footprints spoke up. "Still, I wager we are all here for a purpose." "GIRLS!!" A black hair man in red tights said. "Though that might be a problem, two of us don't have boy parts." "GOD DAMN IT FREAKAZOID!!" Slapstick yelled." "Commentary: You should be glad to be freed of such disgusting organic burdens human. Such actions are repulsive and in my brief time in knowing you, reproduction would not be a boon to your species." The robot, HK-47 said. The masked man laughed. "Wow, Foolkiller can laugh." Creeper grabbed the gun. "Rorschach, down. These are the people I talked about." "One of them is not a person." Rorschach said, pointing at HK-47. "Gratitude: Thank you for not lumping me in with you disgusting meatsacks." HK-47 spoke. "Dude, we got this all sorted out. We got three kinda crazy more than human people, and three bad ass gunmen...well two men and a bot. We all know the real bad guys need harsh answers. Even Freakazoid is one for non traditional methods." Slapstick explained to Rorschach. "All we are asking for is support. Foolkiller does not tolerate idiot criminals. And the killer part of his name is for real. HK...he takes orders. Even if he hates them. Me...well." Slapstick quicked forced Rorschach's gun to fire, the bullet harmlessly hitting him and bouncing past Creeper's head. "Kinda hard to kill, same with Freaky." "Hrm." Rorschach stared at him. "Would make for a good distraction." "I CAN DO THAT EASY!!" Freakazoid yelled. "LOOK AT ME MR CRAZY MASK FACE!!!" Rorschach growled, before noticing the robot pointing his finger like a gun at him. "Statement: Bang Human. You got distracted, and I am that kind of opportunist when it is a foe I am facing." "This...seemingly has its perks." He put the gun away. "But don't hold me back." "Like Hell we would." Foolkiller scoffed. Suddenly, another figure teleported in and smoke went all around the place. It was a normal looking man with a big grin on his face. He started coughing. "Man, I gotta get the hang of ma teleporting ability." uttered Kurt Ryder before letting out a rather flamboyant laugh. He then looked at the others. "Hi there. Ma check's in the mail, I am looking for a crook to nail!!!" uttered this Ryder before looking at Creeper. "Gosh, I found ma brother!!!" He then ran around, victoriously raising his arms.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 5, 2019 5:37:36 GMT -8
"Observation: Sensors are picking up similar biometric to you Creeper, though this one seems to be lacking a gunman. Unless he is not a friendly. If he is not, I would be more than happy to remedy this situation. I am aware of the phenomenon of evil duplicates all too well, sadly." HK volunteered.
"No, he is good. He is my amalgamate." Creeper explained. "Though he has a point, we all kind of have a grim and gritty counterpoint Kurt. It is a running theme. Two kinds of crazy to solve a singular problem."
"You calling me crazy? You got balls Creeper." Foolkiller glared.
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 5, 2019 5:47:54 GMT -8
"Observation: Sensors are picking up similar biometric to you Creeper, though this one seems to be lacking a gunman. Unless he is not a friendly. If he is not, I would be more than happy to remedy this situation. I am aware of the phenomenon of evil duplicates all too well, sadly." HK volunteered. "No, he is good. He is my amalgamate." Creeper explained. "Though he has a point, we all kind of have a grim and gritty counterpoint Kurt. It is a running theme. Two kinds of crazy to solve a singular problem." "You calling me crazy? You got balls Creeper." Foolkiller glared. "Oh, goodie!!! I love being with other crazies!!!" said Kurt, a big grin on his face. Then, some smoke engulfed Kurt, and after that, he was in his Nightcreeper form. "Well, d'ya think I shoulda stayed formal and human or will this do nicely?" laughed Nightcreeper. Suddenly, Nightcreeper was blasted by a heavy shotgun shell. "OWWWWW!!! LAWBREAKER!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!!!" yelled Nightcreeper. "Ya left me behind again, ya bum!!!" said a man with icy blue eyes and a menacing look despite his somewhat short stature. "Fellas... this is my counterpoint." uttered Nightcreeper with a grin as he laid on the ground. "Stupid healing ability... now I have to wait a bit."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 7, 2019 15:36:39 GMT -8
HK-47 trained his gun on Lawbreaker. "Warning: One more weapons discharge that is not self inflicted and I join in on the shooting. If I am not allowed to gun down others, no one else can."
"Yeah, let's not." Creeper said, stopping Rorschasch's gun from being raised.
"And this is why i had the Mercs sit out." Slapstick sighed. "Massacre and Terror would jump and the blood and bodyparts."
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 7, 2019 15:41:41 GMT -8
HK-47 trained his gun on Lawbreaker. "Warning: One more weapons discharge that is not self inflicted and I join in on the shooting. If I am not allowed to gun down others, no one else can." "Yeah, let's not." Creeper said, stopping Rorschasch's gun from being raised. "And this is why i had the Mercs sit out." Slapstick sighed. "Massacre and Terror would jump and the blood and bodyparts." Lawbreaker just put his shotgun on his backpack. "So... you all are also brutal guys teamin' up wit' loopy loonies?" asked Lawbreaker. "That's why you like me." uttered Nightcreeper. Lawbreaker looked at him with frustration. "You're lucky I din't blow yer fuckin' mouth off." uttered Lawbreaker.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 7, 2019 15:48:57 GMT -8
"Brutal enough." Foolkiller said. "Better to saw our view of morality is fluid and flexible." He got up finally. "We wanna do what's right, fuck the rules."
"And if we get paid, bonus." Slapstick smiled.
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 7, 2019 15:53:49 GMT -8
"Brutal enough." Foolkiller said. "Better to saw our view of morality is fluid and flexible." He got up finally. "We wanna do what's right, fuck the rules." "And if we get paid, bonus." Slapstick smiled. "Hell, yeh... now dat's what I like." said Lawbreaker. "So... you like that better than me?" uttered Nightcreeper before starting to bawl comically. "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" "SHADDAP!!!" yelled Lawbreaker.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 9, 2019 0:20:07 GMT -8
"So what do we call ourselves?" Slapstick asked.
Freakazoid looked around. "We there are eight of us...and we are mostly kinda nutso soooo...the Crazy Eight?" He said, suggesting the name.
"Clarification: I am the exception. I am a sociopath, but i can assure you I am quite sane." HK-47 clarified his stance as he powered down his laser rifle. "Still, it is an apt name."
"I have no complaints." Creeper shrugged and chuckled.
"Better than the Mercs for Money." Foolkiller chimed in.
"What about you Gloomy Gus?" Slapstick asked Rorschach.
"Not as good as Watchmen." Rorschach replied. "Ok I suppose."
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 9, 2019 2:13:27 GMT -8
"So what do we call ourselves?" Slapstick asked. Freakazoid looked around. "We there are eight of us...and we are mostly kinda nutso soooo...the Crazy Eight?" He said, suggesting the name. "Clarification: I am the exception. I am a sociopath, but i can assure you I am quite sane." HK-47 clarified his stance as he powered down his laser rifle. "Still, it is an apt name." "I have no complaints." Creeper shrugged and chuckled. "Better than the Mercs for Money." Foolkiller chimed in. "What about you Gloomy Gus?" Slapstick asked Rorschach. "Not as good as Watchmen." Rorschach replied. "Ok I suppose." "Why not? It does sound like a good name." said Lawbreaker. "OH, GOODIE!!! WE GOT OUR NEW TEAM NAME!!! WHOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Nightcreeper with excitement.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 9, 2019 2:18:16 GMT -8
"Declaration: So who is team leader? I am not one to give commands. It gets in the way of the killing you see. I am content in being a follower, provided i am not following an idiot." HK-47 asked them. "Addendum: Not Dexter either. He lacks the seriousness one needs."
"Hrm. Don't really care, and yet...structure is needed, yes?" Rorschasch said.
"I'll do it." Slapstick said. "I got enough experience."
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 9, 2019 2:52:29 GMT -8
"Declaration: So who is team leader? I am not one to give commands. It gets in the way of the killing you see. I am content in being a follower, provided i am not following an idiot." HK-47 asked them. "Addendum: Not Dexter either. He lacks the seriousness one needs." "Hrm. Don't really care, and yet...structure is needed, yes?" Rorschasch said. "I'll do it." Slapstick said. "I got enough experience." "Step aside, pal. I am the best looking and most qualified to be the boss. Ma leadership skills are without equal." said Nightcreeper. "Ya couldn't even lead boy scouts to a picnic." said Lawbreaker. "..." there was an awkward silence until Nightcreeper spoke up. "I should never have told you about the boy scout fiasco."
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 12, 2019 2:00:43 GMT -8
"Look, I worked with crazier than you, more murdery than Mr. Killatron over there and I still give two shits. I can keep you all in line, and if I can't, I can ask Foolkiller to. I mean...why else did i prove to you all I am bulletproof, eh?" Slapstick tapped his head. "Plot point bucko." He smirked before summoning his giant hammer. "Got an issue?" He then reached over with his free hand, behind Nightcreeper's ear and pulled out...a kleenex box. "Here's some tissue."
"YOU RIPPED OFF GOLDMEMBER." Freakazoid yelled.
Slapstick turned and smiled. "YEAH BABY. I DID. What of it?"
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Post by Pianah Person on Mar 12, 2019 2:41:36 GMT -8
"Look, I worked with crazier than you, more murdery than Mr. Killatron over there and I still give two shits. I can keep you all in line, and if I can't, I can ask Foolkiller to. I mean...why else did i prove to you all I am bulletproof, eh?" Slapstick tapped his head. "Plot point bucko." He smirked before summoning his giant hammer. "Got an issue?" He then reached over with his free hand, behind Nightcreeper's ear and pulled out...a kleenex box. "Here's some tissue." "YOU RIPPED OFF GOLDMEMBER." Freakazoid yelled. Slapstick turned and smiled. "YEAH BABY. I DID. What of it?" "Thank you... I'm gonna need it..." said Nightcreeper as he started blowing his nose with the Kleenex. "Man..." uttered Lawbreaker.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Mar 13, 2019 19:25:02 GMT -8
"Hey...don't worry. You're head scout. not literally scouting for heads but the top scout." Slapstick said, slugging him in the arm lightly.
"Well, now that we have a team and a name...what now?" Foolkiller asked the group.
"Suggestion: Can we go find some deplorable meat bags to shoot dead perhaps?" HK-47 spoke up. "I am merely trying to be constructive."
"Hrm...kind of with him." Rorschach reluctantly agreed.
"I PREFER A PIZZA PARTY!!!" Freakazoid yelled. "AND WHAT EVER SCARY ROBOT FRIEND CONSUMES!!!"
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