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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 4:20:47 GMT -8
"Taking on Hyena? Dude...the guy goes up against a Wolverine Batman. A WOLVERINE BATMAN!!" Creeper exclaimed. "That is pushing my luck."
"Yeah and isn't Deuce a Future Joker?" Slapstick asked. "I know enough about the real deal to know his Amalgamate and a successor must mean real bad news. Not the fun crazy. The make masks from people's face crazy."
"They got help outside." Freakazoid noted.
"Punch it. We're practically unkillable." Creeper told him.
"I lose more Freakmobile's this way. Hang on." He said as he slammed on the gas.
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"No no no." Warfstache slapped Deuce's hand. "OVER...then UNDER. Son, were you dropped as a kid?"
"I have a PhD in biochemistry...in the future. I think I am smarter than you." Deuce stared.
"Then why can't you do THIS?" Warfstache pointed to his knot. "Do you see Larry here getting out? No, he cannot."
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"Observation: It appears the idiot squad is going to ram them." HK-47 said. "Pull over, we can allow for them to distract our foes while we pick them off from a distance."
"I like this guy." Foolkiller grinned.
"Agreed." Rorschach nodded.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 4:54:49 GMT -8
"Taking on Hyena? Dude...the guy goes up against a Wolverine Batman. A WOLVERINE BATMAN!!" Creeper exclaimed. "That is pushing my luck." "Yeah and isn't Deuce a Future Joker?" Slapstick asked. "I know enough about the real deal to know his Amalgamate and a successor must mean real bad news. Not the fun crazy. The make masks from people's face crazy." "They got help outside." Freakazoid noted. "Punch it. We're practically unkillable." Creeper told him. "I lose more Freakmobile's this way. Hang on." He said as he slammed on the gas. ------- "No no no." Warfstache slapped Deuce's hand. "OVER...then UNDER. Son, were you dropped as a kid?" "I have a PhD in biochemistry...in the future. I think I am smarter than you." Deuce stared. "Then why can't you do THIS?" Warfstache pointed to his knot. "Do you see Larry here getting out? No, he cannot." ------- "Observation: It appears the idiot squad is going to ram them." HK-47 said. "Pull over, we can allow for them to distract our foes while we pick them off from a distance." "I like this guy." Foolkiller grinned. "Agreed." Rorschach nodded. Barricade and his gang start firing at the Freakmobile. "Don't let 'em in!!! They must continue with the broadcast!!!" yelled Barricade. Lawbreaker jumps out of Glyph's car and runs angrily at Barricade. "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!" yelled Lawbreaker as he jumped on Barricade. Glyph gets out of her car with three devices. She swiftly puts them on Ground Hog and Motorstar's backs, but when she is about to put one on Roller Force, he sees her and grabs her. "So... whaddya think you're doin'?" said Roller Force. "THIS!!!" yelled Glyph as she put the last device on Roller Force's crotch. She then presses a button on her wrist and Roller Force, Ground Hog and Motorstar are all stunned by an electric discharge. "DAAAAAGH!!! YOOOU LIIIITTLE BRAAAAAAAAT!!!" yelled Roller Force as he was electrocuted. "Thank goodness these devices worked..." said Glyph with relief.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 5:20:27 GMT -8
Slapstick jumps through the windshield. "HEEEYYYY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYS!!!" He swung for Groundhog.
"MY WINSHIELD!!!" Freakazoid yelled as the car was almost on top of Motorstar.
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"Is that loud noise outside?" Hyena turned.
"Hey Jackal, eyes front." Warfstache said. "No one likes a rude boy."
"First of all, Hyena. Jackal is some green clothed*SMACK*" Hyena blinked. "Dud you just...slap me."
"WARFSTACHE DON'T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NOBODY!!!" He yelled. "I don't care what your name is right now. All I know is you keep nicking the rope."
"I have claws...like part of me claws." Hyena showed him. "And I am this close to using them on...." He looked around. "Where did you go?"
Warfstache was pressing buttons on the console.
"HEY!!! GET AWAY FROM THERE!!" Deuce yelled.
"Or what?" Warfstache lifted a gun at them. "You lose, like you always do...Mr. Levin."
"Ok...the mirth of your antics just died." Deuce glared.
"Like your wife?" Warfstache said.
"Fuck you." Deuce yelled and charged.
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The sound of gunfire was heard. In the next second Rorschach was off running. "COVER ME!!!"
"Acknowledgement." HK-47 pulled out his laser rifle and aimed. "Statement: Decepticon hunting, it has been a while." He said as he fired.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 6:49:47 GMT -8
Slapstick jumps through the windshield. "HEEEYYYY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYS!!!" He swung for Groundhog. "MY WINSHIELD!!!" Freakazoid yelled as the car was almost on top of Motorstar. -------- "Is that loud noise outside?" Hyena turned. "Hey Jackal, eyes front." Warfstache said. "No one likes a rude boy." "First of all, Hyena. Jackal is some green clothed*SMACK*" Hyena blinked. "Dud you just...slap me." "WARFSTACHE DON'T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NOBODY!!!" He yelled. "I don't care what your name is right now. All I know is you keep nicking the rope." "I have claws...like part of me claws." Hyena showed him. "And I am this close to using them on...." He looked around. "Where did you go?" Warfstache was pressing buttons on the console. "HEY!!! GET AWAY FROM THERE!!" Deuce yelled. "Or what?" Warfstache lifted a gun at them. "You lose, like you always do...Mr. Levin." "Ok...the mirth of your antics just died." Deuce glared. "Like your wife?" Warfstache said. "Fuck you." Deuce yelled and charged. ---------- The sound of gunfire was heard. In the next second Rorschach was off running. "COVER ME!!!" "Acknowledgement." HK-47 pulled out his laser rifle and aimed. "Statement: Decepticon hunting, it has been a while." He said as he fired. Ground Hog was sent flying by the punch. Motorstar is rammed by the car and falls down. He then stands up and draws his pistol, firing at the Freakmobile. Barricade and Lawbreaker kept fighting violently. Lawbreaker punched Barricade's nose, making his glasses fall down. Barricade then punched him back, making him fall back. "You die today, old friend." said Barricade with a manic grin. However, Lawbreaker kicks him in the gut and jumps on him once again.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 9:20:29 GMT -8
"Clarification: Is it not his mortality you should doubt Decepticon, it is your own." HK said as he aimed at him. "Now be a good sport and bleed out. The sound of your gloating is grating on me."
"Our stop." Creeper kicked open his door, pulled out Nightcrepper and rolled away as the car blew up. Freakazoid was literally blown out of the car, flying right for Motorstar. "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Wait...how did that work? I'm like...weaker than you?" Slapstick blinked. "Yay momentum?"
Rorschach reached the shoot and shot out the knobs, kicking it open. Foolkiller close behind.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 9:47:44 GMT -8
"Clarification: Is it not his mortality you should doubt Decepticon, it is your own." HK said as he aimed at him. "Now be a good sport and bleed out. The sound of your gloating is grating on me." "Our stop." Creeper kicked open his door, pulled out Nightcrepper and rolled away as the car blew up. Freakazoid was literally blown out of the car, flying right for Motorstar. "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Wait...how did that work? I'm like...weaker than you?" Slapstick blinked. "Yay momentum?" Rorschach reached the shoot and shot out the knobs, kicking it open. Foolkiller close behind. Suddenly, Barricade drew his pistol and fired at HK while jumping to the side. Then Lawbreaker grabs Barricade and struggles with him. "You... take care of the others, HK... this is my fight!!!" said Lawbreaker as he kept fighting against Barricade. Nightcreeper looked at Creeper. "If you're expecting the classic damsel-in-distress kiss from me, you're outta your mind." remarked Nightcreeper. Ground Hog got up, took out a Cobra Assault Cannon and aimed it at Slapstick. "Ya gon die, you mutha!!!" yelled Ground Hog as he fired his cannon. Motorstar was hit by the flying Freakazoid. He was instantly knocked unconscious once they both landed.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 17:03:08 GMT -8
"Observation: Yes, it was." HK said as the blast hit him, stumbling him back. "Sadly for you, my protocols have kicked in. He fired at me. My original Master put it in my algorithms to destroy any assailants." He turned. "Besides...they got this."
"MOVE!!!" Slapstick said as the bullet stretched his body out far. It then snapped back, sending the shot back at Ground Hog.
"I AM OK!!" Freakazoid got up.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 17:18:06 GMT -8
"Observation: Yes, it was." HK said as the blast hit him, stumbling him back. "Sadly for you, my protocols have kicked in. He fired at me. My original Master put it in my algorithms to destroy any assailants." He turned. "Besides...they got this." "MOVE!!!" Slapstick said as the bullet stretched his body out far. It then snapped back, sending the shot back at Ground Hog. "I AM OK!!" Freakazoid got up. Barricade just glared at HK. "Fuck you!!!" uttered Barricade to HK. Lawbreaker then punches Barricade in the face. Ground Hog ran fron the large shell and jumped behind a car. The shell hits the car and makes it explode in a spectacular fashion. Roller Force then runs in and aims his Cobra Assault Cannon at HK. He fires it.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 17:31:33 GMT -8
"Sarcasm: Please stop, you are hurting my feelings profoundly...you diminutive little fool." HK-47 then advanced, only to get hit by Roller Force. He was knocked off his feet and had a notable dent in his armor. "Observation: You damaged my Durasteel form with a weapon akin to a stone sling as far as I am concerned." He slowly rose. "Declaration: I will take great joy in shoving it's barrel down your oral cavity before pulling the trigger."
"I AM A CARTOON." Slapstick yelled. "Have you not watched Looney Toons? I ain't staying down."
"Proof point. I am on fire...and I am fine." Freakazoid paused. "Wait...OH GOLLY GOSH!!! I AM ON FIRE!!!" He ran right for Ground Hog. "HEEEEELP!!!"
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 17:40:40 GMT -8
"Sarcasm: Please stop, you are hurting my feelings profoundly...you diminutive little fool." HK-47 then advanced, only to get hit by Roller Force. He was knocked off his feet and had a notable dent in his armor. "Observation: You damaged my Durasteel form with a weapon akin to a stone sling as far as I am concerned." He slowly rose. "Declaration: I will take great joy in shoving it's barrel down your oral cavity before pulling the trigger." "I AM A CARTOON." Slapstick yelled. "Have you not watched Looney Toons? I ain't staying down." "Proof point. I am on fire...and I am fine." Freakazoid paused. "Wait...OH GOLLY GOSH!!! I AM ON FIRE!!!" He ran right for Ground Hog. "HEEEEELP!!!" "Oh, yeah? Well, this says otherwise!!!" said Roller Force as he fired again at HK. Ground Hog then screamed as he started running away from the burning Freakazoid. Glyph then sneaked inside and looked around, hoping that no one would notice her. She then drew a handgun in case.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Jun 17, 2019 17:49:13 GMT -8
HK saw it and dodged. "I was made for killing Jedi. While not the best at hand to hand, I excel in evasion." He then raised his blaster and fired two shots.
Freakazoid kept charging. "THAT IS NOT HELPING!!!"
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"Yeah, sorry. Best friend likes to sneak off and shoot people, and he is trained at stealth Miss Bookworm." Slapstick said, following her in. "I hear fighting."
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"GET...THE GUN!!!" Rorschach said as he struggled with Deuce.
"I AM TRYING!!!" Foolkiller was ducking behind a table as Wilford opened fire.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME COPPERS!!!" Warfstache said as Hyena laid at his feet, bullet in his brain. But what wasn't seen was it being pushed out of his head.
"I hate head shots." Hyena sighed as he laid there. "I told you...that wouldn't work." Creed smiled and let out a manic chuckle.
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Post by Pianah Person on Jun 17, 2019 18:00:39 GMT -8
HK saw it and dodged. "I was made for killing Jedi. While not the best at hand to hand, I excel in evasion." He then raised his blaster and fired two shots. Freakazoid kept charging. "THAT IS NOT HELPING!!!" --------- "Yeah, sorry. Best friend likes to sneak off and shoot people, and he is trained at stealth Miss Bookworm." Slapstick said, following her in. "I hear fighting." ---------- "GET...THE GUN!!!" Rorschach said as he struggled with Deuce. "I AM TRYING!!!" Foolkiller was ducking behind a table as Wilford opened fire. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME COPPERS!!!" Warfstache said as Hyena laid at his feet, bullet in his brain. But what wasn't seen was it being pushed out of his head. "I hate head shots." Hyena sighed as he laid there. "I told you...that wouldn't work." Creed smiled and let out a manic chuckle. Roller Force jumped aside as HK fired his shots. "FUCK!!!" yelled Roller Force as he jumped. "Git away from me!!!" yelled Ground Hog as he kept running away. --- "They must be having a field day in there." remarked Glyph. "Should we go in and help the hostages while they distract the main heavies?"
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Post by Pianah Person on Oct 8, 2019 9:44:30 GMT -8
(Continued from "The Start of a New Rule")
Nightcreeper looked up as a mist started coming in.
"Awww, snap... we're in trouble, kiddies." uttered Nightcreeper before he and Lawbreaker were turned into Two-Faces.
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Glyph is then covered by the mist and screams as she mutates.
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Post by Master Of Magnet on Oct 12, 2019 11:38:51 GMT -8
"Aww fuck." Foolkiller quickly lifted a gun to his head, but it was too late. He mutated....only to get decked by Freakazoid.
"NONE OF THAT!!!" Freakazoid blinked. "What, why are we not turning into bull from Night Court?"
"Observation: You are not organic as of right now. Nor linked to a simulacrum." HK-47 said as he looked at Creeper. "Will this affect one akin tot he Joker however?"
Slapstick raised his hammer. "Jack...buddy?"
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Post by Pianah Person on Oct 12, 2019 13:22:14 GMT -8
"Aww fuck." Foolkiller quickly lifted a gun to his head, but it was too late. He mutated....only to get decked by Freakazoid. "NONE OF THAT!!!" Freakazoid blinked. "What, why are we not turning into bull from Night Court?" "Observation: You are not organic as of right now. Nor linked to a simulacrum." HK-47 said as he looked at Creeper. "Will this affect one akin tot he Joker however?" Slapstick raised his hammer. "Jack...buddy?" (LOL, Bull from Night Court. Looks like Freakazoid knows his Two-Face history stuff. ) Lawbreaker was laughing as he fired rounds all over the place. Nightcreeper was also laughing and tearing things down.
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